Recent reviews by Nosamot

I'm a simple man with simple pleasures. After a long day on the ranch, I pour myself a tall glass of milk, huff some paint, and log on to the Dell I got for Christmas in 2006 with Windows XP to play some Garten of Banban.

The new chapter need to download. That's fine. I reheat a bowl of beans and lard for supper, and it's already at 13% by the time I get back, well ahead of schedule. I huff some more paint to pass the time, and oh boy does it pass. Thegame is ready to go by 7:30. Everybody keeps saying it looks bad, but I don't notice any difference from usual. Maybe I'm just too intelligent, or maybe the paint is finally doing its job.

I boot it up - medium graphics pick of course. The game opens, and Clippy asks me if I want help with a virus. Not now not ever, I think boastfully at the cartoon paper clip. I press play. I take a look at my Jumbo Josh portraint and all the others hot characters. I take one last good long huff to get ready for the game, and in I go.

The first thing I notice is that the gaem doesnt have gret reviews. Buts its Free wjat?. I boot it up agaien. Its my faeuvourite game. The reviews. Pathetic. I hit the buttons. I miss some butons bc I have 450 ping. urple brid tries ro hit me but it miss bc I'm looking.

2/3 of teh game I am geting the oragnge kyecrad. I win him by running at the butin face pressing e amd right clicking him. I miss all three drons I throw. It doesn't matter.

20 min latr a D really stsrting to feel the paint. I have bxs nd cqnt foijd tje lsat bitons. Idk anyway I press e and run wall. I forgot wehr it is. It doesnt matter. I fuhnd it anuwaks

Game ocer. Another win for meee. So in concolustn, hello fellow gawer. This you should just play grtaen of bbanban alrays. game plahs good. Thank you. Thank you. If hhaev fun, jnumbo jash hot. they'll be lower son. The gema play is right thing to do. So doooooo

mad game bro