If I'm online but not playing a game, I'm either:
A. Choosing a game to play
B. Programming a game to play
C. Asleep on my keyboard

[RANDOM FUNNY ♥♥♥♥ <--- Poop Word]

Random CS:GO game:
Random Guy: "Who speaks german"
Peter: "Germans"

"Press the green button Peter"

[YES IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!]