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1 person found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
I was interested from the moment this was announced with the voice cast alone, but playing Earth Must Die is something else entirely. Brilliantly funny, engaging, and I can’t wait to discover more.
Posted 27 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Oh, this is dangerous. I don’t know quite what I expected, but there’s a strong chance I may be addicted already.

It’s immediately charming and full of character, and the genuine excitement felt from just stringing a few machines together with conveyor belts stirred me more than I care to admit.

I’m really looking forward to seeing what’s possible further down the line!

(Note to everyone: don’t hit the Auntie with your hammer for a cute animation. Or do. Your choice.)
Posted 7 October, 2025.
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1.8 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I’m instantly captivated with Descenders Next, not only wanting but needing to explore more, and finesse my, at present, somewhat-lacklustre skills. With what appears to be an easy-to-pick-up-and-play, hard to master approach to gameplay, I can’t wait to see how I compare further down the line as I try to best not only my friends but also my own records. Regardless of how much I suck at any particular run, mind you, I’m always having fun, and in my short amount of time with the game, I’ve already saved an ungodly amount of clips of every back-breaking failed attempt thus far.

Looking forward to what’s next for Next!
Posted 21 July, 2025.
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