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cait347 18 Mar @ 6:03pm 
talked in code terminology the whole game 6/10
hausemaster 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:38pm 
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hausemaster 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:38pm 
I miss the old Harambe. Straight from the zoo Harambe. Eating his food Harambe. No attitude Harambe. I hate the new Harambe. Shot by a dude Harambe. The Youtube views Harambe. Up in the news Harambe. I miss the sweet Harambe. Playing with kids Harambe. I gotta say at that time I'd like to meet Harambe. See I invented Harambe. It wasnt any Harambes. And now i look and look around and there's no more Harambes.
hausemaster 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36pm 
Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!
hausemaster 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36pm 
Based? Based on what? In your ♥♥♥♥? Please shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and use words properly you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random ♥♥♥♥ like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the ♥♥♥♥ is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "♥♥♥" in the stage? HELL NO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOT, so please shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and use words properly
hausemaster 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:35pm 
I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
hausemaster 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:34pm 
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito

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hausemaster 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:33pm 
UNINSTALLING VALORANT
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hausemaster 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Supreme Patty 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:50pm 
dude nothing but a NO GOOD PEDOPHILE seen him do it too
hausemaster 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09pm 
I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
SamSanou 5 Apr, 2021 @ 1:08am 
+rep Pretty cool older brother to have
Momus 11 Dec, 2020 @ 3:55pm 
penis
Cosmic Soul 30 Jul, 2020 @ 3:24am 
If you care for the game, please take a moment for reporting him
Cosmic Soul 29 Jul, 2020 @ 1:34pm 
-rep cheating
Noobil 2 Jun, 2020 @ 6:38am 
oh really? oh ok I will fix!
SAS_OP 30 May, 2020 @ 1:20pm 
Adobe photoshop premiere is a video editor :D??
aeiou 13 May, 2020 @ 3:30pm 
+rep pro scout
Honai | ほない 8 May, 2020 @ 8:56pm 
Noobil (Score:20) defeats springermon (Score:13) in duel to 20 on Badlands Spire [1v1]
Noobil (Score:20) defeats springermon (Score:13) in duel to 20 on Badlands Spire [1v1]
Noobil (Score:20) defeats springermon (Score:13) in duel to 20 on Badlands Spire [1v1]
Noobil (Score:20) defeats springermon (Score:13) in duel to 20 on Badlands Spire [1v1]
Noobil (Score:20) defeats springermon (Score:13) in duel to 20 on Badlands Spire [1v1]



koloda3 20 Apr, 2020 @ 8:35pm 
eather you or other solly asked how to rebind "Medic!" voice line, here you go:
bind E "voicemenu 0 0"
Honai | ほない 30 Mar, 2020 @ 3:44pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see hot boys playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against the idiot braindead under me and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk and get married and ditch the dry pakistani ♥♥♥♥ udner me, anyways you look really nice c u have fun xxx
communication jammed 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:22am 
Noobil, I’m breaking up with you. It’s not you, you were poggers. It’s me, I’m omegalul. I’m sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done. I’ve just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months. It’s time to end it, no kappa.
Koala 7 Dec, 2019 @ 4:32am 
Open Champions Btw
-Noobil S30
type 3 societal being 5 Oct, 2019 @ 10:11am 
he ded
Koala 11 Jul, 2019 @ 9:48am 
dead account gamers
❗🅶🆁ΞΞ🅳🆉❗ 22 Aug, 2018 @ 10:15am 
eid Mubarak proobil!!
Honai | ほない 23 Jul, 2018 @ 1:45pm 
RACCOON- S30
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THIS TEAM IS SO ♥♥♥♥
Our medic is better than our scouts
Our scouts are better than our soldiers
And our demo is better than everyone
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❗🅶🆁ΞΞ🅳🆉❗ 15 Jun, 2018 @ 3:34am 
Eid Mubarak ya bikini
m7med195uae 14 Jun, 2018 @ 10:43am 
✌🏼😉💞❤️ كل عام وانتِ بألف خير وصحة وسلامة و من العايدين وسالم💞❤️✌🏼😉
havok 4 Jun, 2018 @ 6:38am 
also +rep always compliments how big my ♥♥♥♥ is
havok 4 Jun, 2018 @ 6:38am 
this beta male right here cant hold CTRL throughout his entire rocket jump LMAOOOO WHAT A VIRGIN
TheOwnlyOne 17 May, 2018 @ 2:10am 
Ramadan Kareem noob. :first_star::woodlehappy:
3bdo 16 May, 2018 @ 12:16pm 
كُلَّ عَامٍ وَ أَنْتُمْ بِخَيْر
Koala 15 May, 2018 @ 6:05am 
noobil liked captain sparklez songs 6 years ago
and used to like leafy
barnjake 30 Apr, 2018 @ 7:25am 
chinese nibber
Noobil 28 Apr, 2018 @ 8:43am 
yalla try me I will ♥♥♥♥ u ♥♥♥♥♥
Koala 28 Apr, 2018 @ 7:54am 
yalla jump at me again this time ill triple you
XXX 14 Apr, 2018 @ 1:38am 
+rep got nice orange booty shorts
pcq 9 Jan, 2018 @ 6:15am 
Wahmen: Are u sure thats the right hole?
me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
skrimz 6 Jan, 2018 @ 1:27pm 
+rep You have abandoned your kingdom for the greater good God Nabil
lil kris 21 Nov, 2017 @ 11:47pm 
+rep for being a socialist buddie
Duckling 13 Oct, 2017 @ 2:47am 
naisu picture.
❗🅶🆁ΞΞ🅳🆉❗ 2 Sep, 2017 @ 5:44am 
Eid Mubarak!:rufushurt:
c0nradd 1 Sep, 2017 @ 7:57am 
Eid Mubarakk liboon
type 3 societal being 1 Sep, 2017 @ 5:49am 
EID MUBARAK BEACH
BONKe 1 Sep, 2017 @ 5:07am 
eid mubarak :squirtyay:
Honai | ほない 1 Sep, 2017 @ 4:27am 
eid mubarak poooooooooooo :D :tinder:
TheOwnlyOne 1 Sep, 2017 @ 1:48am 
Eid Mubarak! ❤️
XXX 4 Aug, 2017 @ 9:05am 
plays chess all day, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd
TheOwnlyOne 7 May, 2017 @ 12:01pm 
You seem to be sick sir, As you can see, your palms sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy, there's some vomit on your sweater already. *hands you mom's spaghetti*