hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. Sandwiches with tuna ohh yeah those are the best. We should really play gmod sometime its a really cool game you probably never heard of it but it has a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha idk how the world works anymore add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun

PAN. YOU ABYSS OF MORAL ROT. YOU FESTERING WOUND ON THE FACE OF DECENCY. YOU ATE MY DOG. MY DOG. MY INNOCENT, FLOOFY, BEACON OF JOY AND LOVE. How? HOW could you look into those sweet, trusting eyes and think, “MMm, yummy”? You’re not even human—you’re a walking disaster, a cosmic ERROR, a black hole of basic humanity. You’re the physical embodiment of why we can’t have nice things.

You didn’t just commit a crime—you committed an affront to existence. You’re a vortex of chaos, a festering, soulless void where empathy should be. I hope every meal you ever eat tastes like guilt and shame. I hope the ghost of my dog haunts you relentlessly, barking at you in every dark corner of your pathetic life. You, Pan, are a living monument to everything wrong with the universe. Sleep lightly, you twisted, dog-devouring fiend—because karma’s coming, and it’s bringing HELL with it.

[Insert generic pansexual joke]

Not funny

i think this pan is pansexual

obviously cheating

I've known Pan for years now, and i'm tired of this guy's lies. Pan is NOT natty. He takes performance enhancing drugs and has NEVER discussed his usage openly to others. He has lied to all his fans on VRML by portraying this unnatural image. He claims to have gotten his godlike physique in just 8 months with nothing but good dieting and smart training. THIS IS NOT TRUE! He has deceived a broad range of young audiences by emphasizing on the fact that he has gotten this in such a short amount of time. Pan sickens me to my core, and I hope he improves as a person and comes out of the steroid closet...

pansexual

+rep respect

+rep, got ban from killing cheater teamm8 who team didnt want to kick

The FitnessGram™ Pan Test is a multistage frying capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The egg fried rice test will begin in 30 seconds. Turn on your stoves. The frying speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A 100g portion of egg fried rice should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to fry in a straight line, and fry as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a 100g portion of egg fried rice before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

This guy likes pans.

Incredible profile! 10/10

the best profile ive ever seen

10/10 best profile I have ever seen

W pan

+rep wholesome and skilled billy

+rep gg

+rep cutie!

+rep pan

+rep the only person who ever allowed me to put my eggs on him <33

I sexually identify as a 16 inch frying pan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of frying delicious bacon in hot greasy oil. People say to me that a person being a 16 inch frying pan is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m round and cast iron. I’m having a plastic surgeon coat me with teflon, install anticonductive handles, and forge my bottom with stainless steel. From now on I want you guys to call me “Big 16” and respect my right to sear meat from 300°F and burn steaks needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a panaphobe and need to check your cooking appliance privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I can hardly resist the temptation of wanting to deep fry in the confinements of your 12 inch innovative technology aluminium pan shape.

Nothing is more irresistable than the heat conduction abilities you boast, though the durability, presented in those thousands of use cycles, may be what gets my parts greased with extra virgin olive oil and my mind spinning with lewd pottery fantasies.

You may be nonstick but your sex appeal is permanently glued to my aorta. Alas, I can only wish to know how you could flip my pancakes...