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'Dude, I swear OpTic can win this major' -elmo 2017

Im gay man stop it

I own a pretty extensive collection of Jessie action figures from Toy Story 2. Sometimes I like to take one of them off the shelf when I’m done masturbating. I ♥♥♥ on her face and leave the room, pretending she comes to life while I’m gone, like in the movie. I imagine her crying and all the other toys trying to console her because she can’t clean the jizz off without arousing suspicion when I come back. I then proceed to clean her face with the same tissue I used to wipe my ♥♥♥♥, while at the same time waterboarding her with a cup of my own urine. I repeat this process once a day, every day, until the face begins to crack and wear off. It usually takes around 1-3 weeks. Then it’s onto the next Jessie action figure, and so on. I just want to see if you guys think this falls under the realm of “normal behavior” and what your opinion was.

alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?