Recent reviews by Семен Демон

game of the year edition easily.

if theres a game you play this year for a laugh and a bit of fun, its this game 100%

xp goes Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr haha

I have a 20 matured lined generation of incest raptors, what more does one need in life?

Played game for 13 whole minutes, gave my friend 100gp for killing me and 3gp for me killing him, couldnt buy any new weapons but he could.

Kept rendering invisible when spawning so i could dominate him, he kept doing the same but getting janky shots..

I won the match.

10/10 more optomised then pubg,
Graphics: Better than Assassins Creeds origins
Controls: Janky asf
Gameplay: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ queer but funny for a 5 minute laugh
Result: Worth the 500mb download for the 13 minutes of laughing and autism you get from it, then uninstall and remember it as the funniest and best... Worst experience you have had in a game

10/10 the new CSGO

Game is guud, game is betta with frendz, I haz no frendz, so game iz guud

If you're a fan of the Dragonball Series this is a definite must have! Even for all its flaws. It has Goku in it. and well It has Goku in it. Thats all you need to know.

This game was a buggy mess in early alpha, but now it hit full release and the bugs seem to be worse, the cheaters more rampant (not for me, this is just according to everyone who's bad at pubg like my mate Tom, Tom can't handle someone killing him, so that "asian" gets called out and reported by him, Tom also lacks fundamental understanding that OCE means the Oceanic region and not just Australia.

Moral of the story, game is fun to play with friends, still has to many bugs, cheaters I run into 1 every 10 games, map selection for OCE is gone, have to VPN to SEA, SEA games go well, but high ping sucks. Overall game is 7/10, at 1k hours I wont stop playing, but if your getting into this game without friends then I can't recommend it.

P.S. Don't be a Tom
P.P.S. Tom's can be fun to play with, but they can hurt your soul, isn't that right KEtomVIN.

Got this cheap on sale, was worth it, almost worth it at full price, very portal like minded to me, I enjoyed it heaps though, Like a leaping spaceman being chopped up by the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beam 15 times, 10/10 would slice off my testys again.

Broke my foot at work just to play this game, Git Gud by going home to Git Gud

10/10 would dark souls my foot again

IN Seriousness though, Big fan of Ds1, Quite enjoyed Ds2, Enjoyed Demon souls but not as much as DS1, And enjoyed Bloodborne a touch

Now this game is like a Good cake recipe,

400g Dark souls
2Tbsp's Dark souls 2
2 Bloodborne Eggs
And a pinch of Demon souls

Mix together quickly and transfer to estus.
Place Estus in Oven And prepare to Die again, Then Git gud and you will have the perfect
Cake and that Cake is Dark souls 3