Recent reviews by Nohiro

I love naheulbeuk... So when I got this game in the humble choice i was surprised it even existed ! EVEN BETTER IT'S LIKE DUNGEON KEEPER. And then... the desilution on the surface it's like dungeon keeper. But filling up 6 floors of a dungeon with so few different things to do... you can clearly feel the repetition kicking in really fast. Since you do not dig your dungeon you have no contorl on how the map was made, so everytime you have to place something you have some prebuilt shapes taht really do not help creating an ideal structure. I did the main campaign it's around 20 hours but the ending is just a " oh that's it ?" nothing more... They could have done a cinematic where the adventurer from naheulbeuk (the audio thingy) came in to tie it up to it that would have been great but yeah... the tavern is apparently broken... cause you have 130 clients and 92 in line with the massive counters where nobody does to it's weird. I really want to like this game but I just can't.

Average shooter. Crysis wanna be. the gunplay is okay the visuals are really bad.

great artstyle, but boring gameplay

A baring game with predatory microtransactions and FOMO... do it for the main story if you want but after 25 hours of game just stop there is no content only grinding for characters you will never use.

Got it for 20 euros... Yeah it's "okay"... Well the voice in your ears all the time is a bit if not really annoying. They probably went overboard with that... And in term of optimization it's not great the frame pacing is all over the place. Maybe updating it to the latest version of unreal 5 would help but definitly they should have done their job better and optimize it. (I do'nt even count the overuse of filters all the time that makes everything blurry during cutscences cause HEY LOOK POST PROCESSING.

♥♥♥♥ you EA I'll never buy a single other game from you. Go eat ♥♥♥♥ with your DEI

It's simple but good, the only thing that bothers me a bit is the in-game currency for premium sets... But I'll just ignore those.
Obivously two years after release there isn't much people to play with on high difficulties... And that would be my major problem.

My GOTY of 2024.

It was okay... A bit long but okay.

It's harder to stop playing Satisfactory than stop taking cocaine.