Recent reviews by War Crime Enthusiast

"In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, four stood. Burned by the embers of Bulk Detonators, Their souls blistered by the fires of HOXXES IV and tainted beyond ascension, They chose the path of perpetual riches. In Their ravenous greed They found no peace; and with boiling blood They scoured the Azure Weald, seeking vengeance against the Glyphid Oppressors who had wronged Them. They wore the paper crown of the holiday, and those that tasted the bite of Their weapons named them... The Dwarves of DRG.

Tempered by the fires of HOXXES IV, Their iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the leaf-lovers. For They alone where Egg-Stealers, Heartstone-Breakers, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and They hunted the Glyphid Grunts with barbarous cruelty; for They passed through the stone above as none but Glyphids had before.

And in Their conquest against the armored hides of the Glyphids, Their prowess was shown. In Their crusade, R&D bestowed upon Them terrible power and speed, and with Their might They crushed the cocoons of the Glyphid Dreadnoughts. They set forth without pity upon the beasts of the Hoxxes IV. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Dwarves sought to end the dominion of Their Rivals."
-Dwarven testaments, I-III

"They are rage, brutal without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rock and Stone, until it is done."
-Management, Probably.

a fantastic PTSD simulator, just realistic enough to be at its best with a bunch of friends, not realistic enough to not get 360 noscoped by the AI. 10/10 would lose 10 men in a last stand resulting in victory again.

10/10 would miss every collectable in the game again because this ♥♥♥♥♥ so fast you'll forget that there's other buttons than "go" and "go fast"

some of the jumps can be hard because the wallrunning mechanic isn't super sensitive but you can skip huge chunks of some puzzles if you're good.
lots of fun movement tricks, please patch nothing that has to do with map design or movement