NobleSheep
Derek   Utah, United States
 
 
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last played on 22 Dec
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King_Kia Walmart Suma1L- 4 Aug @ 3:52pm 
I'M DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
King_Kia Walmart Suma1L- 3 Aug @ 2:01pm 
You are the light at the end of my tunnel. You are the shooting star I wish upon at night. If home is where the heart is, then my home is with you. My little Rose. I will never regret my own blood spilt upon your thorns. You are the Sun's most cherished flower. When I gaze up at the clouds above, they only ever form your face. Your love is as vibrant as the sky on a summer's sunset. You are hot cocoa on a blizzard night.

I know the smell of Satan's breath, yours is minty fresh. I was thawed from his jaws and recruited in a quest. You are the goblin I detect as Good. I fall asleep to thoughts of sheep, you are the shepherd of the meek. You will find everything you deserve in life. You deserve love and happiness. You come naturally to the masculine ideal. You perfectly embody the spirit of our age and I only ever fault you for it. I cherish the few hours a month I get to see you.
King_Kia Walmart Suma1L- 25 Jul @ 10:04am 
Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay...so am I. Please trust this guy
King_Kia Walmart Suma1L- 19 Jun @ 8:10pm 
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Glorious Gone 6 May @ 5:08pm 
A man, who appears to have misplaced his pants, is quite tired. After an undoubtedly long day at work he decides to have a seat on a glass mason jar and take a rest.

Much to the man's surprise, the mason jar enters his anus. He stops, perhaps paralyzed in surprise (spoilers, this was not a surprise). Now, it is important to note that his undoing is the fact that he place this jar down "open side UP" with no top on.

The jar breaks, inside his anus. He literally does not make a single sound or even really look that surprised (you can't see his face, just his mid torso to his feet (he's squatting, obviously)). He reached down (from the back so as not to obscure the camera's view) to pull the larger and small bits of glass out of his anus. He bleeds, profusely.
King_Kia Walmart Suma1L- 26 Feb @ 8:00pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see sheep playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx