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Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2015 @ 1:20pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 8:49am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2014 @ 11:12am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2015 @ 1:03pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 7:25am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2014 @ 11:45am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2014 @ 11:38am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2014 @ 10:56am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 7:14am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2014 @ 10:38am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 6:28am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2016 @ 12:02pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2015 @ 1:01pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2014 @ 11:43am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2015 @ 1:04pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 9:41am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2014 @ 10:39am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 3:04am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2014 @ 10:18am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2014 @ 11:25am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2014 @ 10:17am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2014 @ 5:18am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2014 @ 5:19am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2014 @ 10:03am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 6:48am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 10:12am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 9:26am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 6:48am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 6:48am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 6:48am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 6:48am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 9:58am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 6:48am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 10:13am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 6:48am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 10:40am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 9:33am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 9:54am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 6:48am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 2:27am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2015 @ 4:33am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 6:45am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 5:18pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 4:44pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 6:31am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 4:38pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 4:55pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 6:15am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 4:46pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 4:48pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 6:09am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 6:21am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 3:52pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 3:28pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 5:35am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2017 @ 11:24am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 3:40am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 2:47pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 11:22am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 3:31pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 3:29am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 4:02am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 3:43am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 3:09pm



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Don't Panic

srsly

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

BFF

Lick a friend

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.