Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

I need Ｃｏｃｋ Noah

I need Ｃｏｃｋ Noah

TALES OF LOSS, AND FIRE, AND FAITH

Your ass is going into the pit of fire till you become human toothpaste

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I do!

Bronson likes feet

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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

Chess is dead

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.

Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.

Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely.

👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up tHere 👆 moRTY ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 ur✔butthOle✔✔🍑mo-EURGH-rty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠AY up there 👆 morty 🌱 way up 👆 into your butthole (chorus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍑 O0ОଠＯଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒRR𝖱ᵣᵣTTY𝖸𝖸YY 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔ waaay up there

sissy imposter

SUSSY IMPOSTER

NOAH

TWIST MY STEM 🎃 SLAP MY BUTT 🎃 MAKE ME YOUR 🎃 PUMPKIN SLUT 🎃 I'LL EAT YOUR SEED 🎃 YOU EAT MY PIE 🎃 JUST DON'T FINISH 🎃 IN MY EYE 🎃 I'M NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥ 🎃 I'M A PUMPKIN 🎃 PUT YOUR ♥♥♥♥ 🎃 IN MY BUMKIN 🎃

NOAH

Heard what news? I'm so confused.

Heard the news about T, hope you're doing okay.

As long as you show me yours.

show me your fat greasy balls please

Balls!

What can I say, I'm pretty lovable when you get to know me. Now if only I wasn't such a loner. Man.

HEY NOAH I LOVE YOU

God I could kiss you on the lips in a gay fashion Nav.

You're So Funny Bro ... I literally died laughing from that joke. Your joke was so original and complex that the simpleminded might not even understand it. You know what, while I'm laughing at your hilarious joke, I want you to raise my kids and ♥♥♥♥ my wife. I'll probably be laughing for the next 22 years so I won't be able to take care of them. I ask you to pull out your 16-inch ♥♥♥♥ and insert it into my wife's tight vagina.

Also, you might want to start asking for other people's iq's before sharing this joke with them due to the fact that some people might not get it and get r/woooshed. You know what, I'm going to save this on every device I have to show your kids in the future why I'm not their father anymore.

Anyway, enough of me rambling. I'm going to sign the divorce papers so you can ♥♥♥♥ my wife asap and share your superior genes with my bloodline so i can also be somewhat a part of your great legacy.

I'll keep that in mind.

It's what we do. If you ever need your amazing dreamer, you know where I am.

Are you both sayin what I think you're sayin? Okay, but like on a more important note, good to see you both have been enjoying the Spider-man stuff too. No Way Home and Spiderverse were actually pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good ngl (excited for 2). Venom movies also slapped pretty hard.

I have made mistakes my whole life, I will make even more but our friendship was never a mistake. I pride myself in my choices, actions and friends, So if you are ever in need yourself of your friendly neighborhood Gamer, I am here.

Bruh I cant even type on your guys's profiles LMAO, I know you both are probably just poking fun at me, but I genuinely wanna say. Despite everything we've been through I hope you guys are doing well. It's genuinely nice to see that you two are talking to each other again & that you two have each other so you guys aren't alone. I wouldn't wish that feeling on either of you guys. If you two ever need me at all, I want you both to know I do not hate either of you & that (though we may not share a friendship at this point in our lives). I still think of you guys as my friends, because of all those good times, those good memories we shared together will always outweigh the bad ones for me. Happy New Year to you two.

Happy new year!

Happy new year!

if i had to choose between your ♥♥♥♥ and a lit grill lighter I would suffer third degree burns.

lol noah you smell

♥♥♥♥♥ balls ♥♥♥♥ gay fr fr

i gotta poo

why are you gay??????

Nuts even

balls

NOAHGOAT

Goth Ihop when?

Is this femboy hooters?

- rep Noah

+rep Recognized as Master, I mean just look at my badge.

+rep I steal peoples memes, admit it.