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Recent reviews by Nnom

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10.9 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
I could only imagine how I look to the people around me while I'm bashing heads in VR.
Posted 29 June, 2024.
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70.8 hrs on record (57.0 hrs at review time)
Back to bug blasting now that things are back
Posted 7 May, 2024.
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23.0 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Found and got this game during Ethics class.
I swear I'm not abusing my Pals.
Then learned I can catch humans.
Started human trafficking by shooting humans, capturing them and then selling them.
Made my Pals fluffy beds using money I got from selling humans.
10/10.

Posted 21 January, 2024.
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5.3 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Step 1: Find a Rock
Step 2: Slap a tree
Step 3: Watch friend activate Battle Shrine
Step 4: Get murdered because we're on gamer diffculty
Step 5: Repeat what happened above, but this time friend activates boss statue
Step 6: Get murdered again because boss too stronk
Step 7: Rinse and Repeat
Very Scuffed Game, 11/10.
Posted 14 June, 2021. Last edited 16 June, 2021.
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12.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Start game, and immediately start fighting bosses. The only enemies are bosses.
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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3 people found this review funny
81.0 hrs on record (24.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Story of my ARK life:

- Joins game as a random looking guy that looks extremely abnormal
- looks around and starts punching trees
- punches too many trees and dies
- respawns and punches trees again
- makes a pickaxe after getting plants and some stone
- sees a Dilo
- dies from Dilo after getting blinded by spit
- respawns
- dies by the same Dilo
- Respawns
- Accidently hits Trike
- Dies again
- Rage quits

Recommended 10/10
Posted 25 June, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
211.1 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)
Very fun and addicting. VERY nice graphics. So addicting I get yelled at everyday because of how fun it is. If you haven't bought it yet, scroll up and buy it!
Posted 17 February, 2016.
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