Next match?

great guy, top fragger

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SEND THIS TO 6 PPL OR WILD FETTY WAP WILL EAT YOU XD

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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

You should take it as a compliment
That I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk🗣️
You should think about the consequence
Of your magnetic field being a little too strong🧲
And I got a boyfriend, he's older than us
He's in the club doing, I don't know what💃
You're so cool, it makes me hate you so much😠 (I hate you so much)
Whisky on ice🍺 , Sunset and Vine🌅
You've ruined my life, by not being mine❌
You're so gorgeous 😍
I can't say anything to your face😳
'Cause look at your face
And I'm so furious😡
At you for making me feel this way
But, what can I say?😕
You're gorgeous😍
You should take it as a compliment
That I'm talking to everyone here but you (but you, but you)🗣️
And you should think about the consequence
Of you touching my hand in the darkened room (dark room, dark room)✋
If you've got a girlfriend, I'm jealous of her
But if you're single that's honestly worse
'Cause you're so gorgeous it actually hurts😍
(Honey, it hurts)