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chelladine approached the mysterious screen, emitting a pale glow of curiosity and illusion. she pressed her gentle paw pad against the screen and it sparked to life. suddenly, a gray speckled cat wearing a burgundy cloak climbed out of the screen and confronted chelladine
chelladine turned her head to the side in bewilderment
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"even past the beauty of your eyes, i can see the curiosity," the gray cat taunted
chelladine took a small purse from her backpack. a ruby-like dangly dangled from the silver-trimmed pocketbook. she slowly and deliberately took out a small leaf, which she began to gnaw on
the gray cat was visibly impatient
"downwardsly is not a word," chelladine pointed out, swallowing the remainder of the mint tasting leaf with a pronounced gulp

glad the iranians couldnt keep you down too long brother. stay strong

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Great person being! +rep

We can conclude that 1 b*tch is worth approximately 0.83c, but since b*tches are of negative value it's actually -0.83c. This means that in order to get the correct positive value of a good girl there needs to be an exponential factor involved here. In order to evaluate the amount of good girls needed to offset the b*tches you use the simple formula -0.0083B2 = G. This intuitively makes sense when you think about how the more b*tches you have around you the exponentially higher value even a single good girl has. So when B=1000 we get: G = -0.0083(1000)2 = $68.89 Interestingly enough, if the entire female population of the US, let's say 150 million for simplicity, were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the worth of one good girl would then be $1,550,025,000,000 which is just over the total USD currently in circulation.

It actually depends on they type of women. If it is a bakers daughter it is less since the sample size is actually larger I.E. a bakers dozen (13) so: (.10/13)x1000=$7.69 ...0r $9.69 Canadian (not counting the maple syrup)

How much candy you can buy for $8.33?

Is that the transitive property of b*tches? Is it possible that for every b*tch, there is an equal and opposite good girl? That doesn't make sense though because kanye said a good girl is worth one thousand b*tches. The economics don't make sense. Newton or kanye is wrong. They cannot both apply their laws to b*tches

I think the important part here is, are we assuming that there is 1 good girl for every 1000 b*tches. This is a very scary thought. 1/1000 females is a good girl and the other 999 are b*tches. To me this would make my $8.33 a very good investment. I paid at least $3000 for my wife's wedding ring. Could I have bought 360 good girls instead of 1 good girl? B/c I can't help but feel like I have overpaid for my good girl according to the genius of Kanye West and Little Weezy F. Baby. Don't get me wrong, I love my good girl wife, but I feel duped knowing she may have only been worth 8 bucks instead of 3000

Yeah. No. That's not how math works. 2pac was merely stating that the derivative of Money in terms of B*tches is strictly positive. More-over, he skipped a lot of steps in his proof and never formally published the full version. I bet you believed Fermat's margins really were too small as well, right?

Imperial b*tches is actually a unit of weight. An imperial one is ~111.1111111112 pounds (Also known as a feminist)

Theres one fundamental law of math that Lil'Wayne forgot to include in his calculations. We have to follow the law of "b*tches ain't ♥♥♥♥" theorized by doctor dre himself. With that principal included we can work out that if b*tches aint ♥♥♥♥, and a good girl is worth 1,000 b*tches, a good girl is still not worth ♥♥♥♥.

You're forgetting that Jay-Z published his paper on the "Money Ain't A Thang" theory. Therefore if b*tches aren't worth ♥♥♥♥ then b*tches aren't money and so therefore they ARE, in fact, a "Thang".

Well one must first consult the "50 Cent Law": "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems". Here we see that the amount of money is proportionate to the number of problems. Then one must factor one of the basic rules of the "The Carter Theorem" : "I got 99 problem but a b*tch ain't one". Here we see that without a "b*tch" the average person will have exactly 99 problems. Therefore the formula must be applied: (current amount of money) (8.33) / ln[(Problems100-1 ) (current amount of money)]b*tches = worth of ♥♥♥♥♥ Unfortunately this formula only tells us the value "a b*tch" which as we know is only worth one monies. Therefore you must apply [(worth of said prostitute) (problems) * (money-8.33)] + 1 / 1000 = The value of a good girl. Hope this helps.

True. A linear relationship between money and b*tches means the equation relating money to them is in the form of y=ax+b, where x is money and y is b*tches. Consulting the Lil Wayne theorem, if 12 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are worth $0.10, then one is $0.0083. Therefore we know that the equation 1=a(.0083)+b must hold true and so must 12=a(.1)+b. To find the equation relating money to b*tches must have "a" and "b" values which satisfy the two previous equations. Since "Mo'" implies a positive linear relation, we know "a" must be positive. I have done the math for you and found that a=119.96 and b=.0043. So, (B*tches)=119.96(Money) + .0043. To find the number of good girls you get from an amount of money, simply divide the number of b*tches by 1000 (because of the Kanye West Theorem).

No but biggie said mo' money= mo' problems so money=problems and since mo' money mo' b*tches, we can see that b*tches=problems

सह

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and if, according to Lil Wayne, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come a dime a dozen, does that mean one good girl is worth $8.33?

Well, $8.35 in Canada.

In Thailand, $8.33 is about 275 Baht. 275 Baht will get you a skanky one in a Thai brothel. If you want a really good hooker, it'll cost you at least 2000 Baht, or about $61.00. So in Thailand a good woman is worth $61.00 or $732 a dozen.

Yes. However to further this, according to 2Pac Mo' Money= Mo' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ If you divide out Mo', you will see that money=♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Therefore, 1000 moneys= one good girl.

To extrapolate further, diving with respect to "money" yields 1 money = $0.00833 This changes everything, because money isn't worth hardly anything.

UMBIQUITUS

You're actually insane bro. You just need to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.

LETSS GO BABY DR.SNOW HERE

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Disrespect

Swim though your sea of people as you dare,
I'll throw my bait and reel you in fast like your rare,
I'll beat in the fear and warning as you can't breathe,
Then throw you back in your stupid sea,
Develop scars on the inside that speak,
and leave you be.

-George C Feb 2013

I have something to say.
To begin with, you have payed absolutely no attention attention to me, just now and many other times. I feel completely disrespected.
First of all, we’ll start with the meaning of disrespect.
What is disrespect?
Disrespect is the lack of respect or courtesy. Disrespectful behavior comes in many forms; bullying, pointing, name-calling, lying about someone, laughing at someone, speaking while someone else is speaking (especially while an adult is speaking) or speaking in a disrespectful manner to someone are all ways of being disrespectful. In fact, there are so many forms of disrespect, and so many real-world examples of it all around us this is not the first time I feel this way, and not just from you.

Next, respect is a very important thing to have in life. Without respect, there is only disrespect.
Every person likes to be treated like they are human, not like they are an animal. That’s how I feel right now towards this association, and it is not acceptable.
Finally, you can disrespect someone anywhere you are and no matter where you are, there will always be consequences.
Our parents do not all show us all the right morals. Everybody is raised up differently no matter if you are related so how. Also you can disrespect people in many different ways. I have disrespected someone before and they did not desire it, and I am truly sorry for my bad manners, and I think you all should be too, to say in the least.
I hope you keep this in mind when you offer people free items and then don't follow through.

I hope you wake up christmas morning, you stub your pinky toe upon waking up. i hope you burp so hard that the backlash of the air expulsion knocks you backwards into a wall and gives you a concussion. when you come too i hope you slip and fall from the butter that slowly slid off of your pancakes that you had when you woke up and breaks your nose, now u have no pancakes, NO BUTTER, no working nose, no unconcuss. merry christmas

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

adding for your butterfly, check my profile before making decision please :D

Added for possible deal

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

i added you, why didnt you send the free items???? feeling disappointed :(

hey nice wall hacks and aim lock its ok u bad at cs need them

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Really Good AIm :( Got ♥♥♥♥ on by this guy

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