Recent reviews by Nikola's Trampoline

You can pose your anime girl on a couch holdin' a bottle of wine and then launch yourself out of your apartment with a rocking chair.

Driving physics are tight as frick, 3-star splits are genuinely real challenging.

Best Animal Crossing game in the series, needs rugs though.

This game is the tits. I grew up playing Dark Legacy and man, that game was so cool. This game takes it into a more Magicka feeling style, but it's still very reminiscent of the beating up orcs and skeletons and such that I did as a kid. There are some negatives to this game, though. There are only four playable characters, which means no dwarf, no jester, just the Warrior, Wizard, Archer, and Valkyrie. There also seems to be a lot of audio lag and distortion, which will most likely be fixed in an update. 8/10, this game is cool as heck.

Aside from a few resolution problems, I thoroughly enjoyed playing GDT. The buttons were a bit offset due to the resolution, so the devs definitely should have waited a few second to work out those bugs, that's all it takes, right?

I made myself look like a deranged rabbit. I chopped a tree down with a ♥♥♥♥. I burned a picture of myself into the ground.

11/10

This game is quite tedious, so if you buy it count on spending a lot of time in it. However, I have enjoyed every minute of it. It lets you build magnificent buildings, crawl through dark dungeons, and fight terrifying bosses. 10/10.

It's better than the second one.