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I got no problems with Ninjadeer, whatever you do you but I have an issue when you try to force it on me and my kids. I had no issues him until I had him try to proposition me while he was drunk and I slammed his head into a wall locker and threw him into the hallway. Tried to kiss me and I had to shove him off and he tried again so I slammed his head into it he was hammered I later found out and he didn’t remember it happening. He was an ok dude so I didn’t want to do anything to his career over a drunk mistake. But it did make me act very different around him.

Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up

hey kiddo this is your long lost uncle stacks come on down to the dealership and ill get you back on the road, I heard about your DUI from your mother.

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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story. Please help me.

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This guy is just great, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

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Attention all visitors to this profile:

This child is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage

tbh I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE horses. What a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pet. It's like a giant dog that costs thousands to maintain that you can never fully trust. CAMELS on the other hand are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comrades. They don't need water for weeks.

-rep I met this kid at a LAN recently. Me and some friends were talking strats when this nerd rolled up and told us to sit.

He busted out his slide rule, and began a series of complex calculations which he assured would PROVE to us mathematically that he had calculated the perfect site execute.

We loaded up mirage and he just lurked B Apts every round, last alive every time. Usually walking when all enemy players were spotted on the opposite side of the map. He said we needed to trust the math.

♥♥♥♥ CS player, average mathematician

-rep I met this kid at a Northeastern LAN recently. As soon as I opened the door I immediately recognized the scent of Mtn Dew, Doritos, and BO. It took me a while to realize where the scent was coming from, then I found this ♥♥♥♥er sitting in the back corner with a 3 foot tall tower of every sugary beverage you could think of. Not a bad CS player, but not worth the hassle. 3/10

+rep he obliterated my team with crisp 1 taps before sneaking up behind me and seductively moaning in my ear, "You just got csg'owned," right as he stabbed his thick long shaft into my backside. In a fit of rage I uninstalled csgo, unplugged my computer, and smashed it with my little league baseball bat. Thanks to him I was no longer able to play video games, so with my new-found free time I decided to see how many rubber ducks could fit up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. As I am writing this, I am being carted inside the hospital so that they can perform surgery on me, as I can no longer sit down without passing out from the throbbing pain of the 17 rubber duckies stuck deep inside my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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I'm not here to be your friend. I don't play games because I like to argue with people. When I'm good at something, I'll let you know, and when you aren't good at something, I'll let you know. When I encounter idiots such as yourself, then I'll react with a negative attitude. Those that have played with me will remember me as incredibly hostile. Deal with it. I'm not going to treat you nicely because "Its a game". I don't like to rely on my team in team games. I find team games fun, because when involved with a group of skilled players, when winning a difficult (emphasis on difficult) mission, the satisfaction one gets is exhilarating. However, when I'm mixed with idiots, then I react negatively. Some think that I should work more positively with my team, but the first sentence of this section explains that. That means I will be an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to you in games. I don't dislike you in general, but in the context of the game, I most definitely dislike you for wasting my time.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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