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While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 2:30pm

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 9:27am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:03pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:29pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:22am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:48am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:57pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:48pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 3:02pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:46pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:29pm

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:52pm

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:49pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:30pm

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:30pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:09pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:16pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:29am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:17pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:04pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:02am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:18pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:14am

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:14pm



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.