can i get directions to your credit card info?

The unexpected breach of privacy nearly caused a negligent discharge right there, but i maintained my constitution. "I promise I won't take your gun. I only want to impose more control...regulate it...". I felt almost criminal. I wanted to beg him to seize my gun. Quickly i regained my senses. I've often fantasized about this sort of thing. I would run away into the woods to my secret bunker, Obama mischievously chasing me and teasing me about taking my weapon. These dreams could never be true though. I was a law abiding citizen who could never dream of using my precious gun in such a careless fashion, at least, not for a second term.

"we can make a change" he whispered into my ear, and began to reach into my holster. I could hardly believe it, but Obama was really grabbing for my gun. With an executive grip, he began to grasp at my freedom.
There was a soft click, and I realized my selector lever had gone from safe to semi.

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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)