"Scout doesn't need to pick up money. Money is situational."
-some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that Hobo and I proceeded to tear apart

"Have you ever considered suicide?"
-NOF telling a no tour who refused to change from demo.

"No, he's totally legit."
-Nav 'convincing' a one tour that our sniper is not cheating as he spins around.

"SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP."
-Steg telling a 224 tour to something near impossible for the man.

"If this game has killstreaks, when can I call in my harriers?" - NOF
"Don't worry, your nuke is coming in now." - Steg as Sir Nukesalot drops after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so hard to a 300 tour that the guy forgot how to do simple math.

"All you have to do is run around the map and pick up little green blocks. A CHILD CAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DO THAT." - Steg flipping out on a no-tour scout

"I was reading an article about monkies. Apparently, when trained properly, they can play TF2. They will learn that, while playing soldier, if there are no rockets coming out, they should find an ammo crate. It so fascinating that they evolved to surpass the mental capacity of Dark-Vector." - Steg

"YES. UBER ME TO PROTECT ME FROM THESE SCOUTS AND KRIT ME WHEN I FIGHT BOWMEN AND DEMOS, NOT WHEN THIS GIANT KRIT HEAVY IS SHOVING HIS MINIGUN UP MY ASS." - Me flipping out a 110 tour medic who was obviously carried.

"And with that, the cycle of rebirth begins." - NOF after kicking a soldier that was outdamaged by the scout.

"You have the mental capacity of a small grapefruit." Steg to a 2 tour engie.

"Three? THREE? THREEEE? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
NoF after we missed three dollars.