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The web franchise ENA finally comes out in playable form! This game is packed with awe inspiring visuals, characters, and music. A creative universe with an aesthetic of late 90's early 00's internet, and tech mixed with the strange and fantastic. Only chapter 1 is out currently, but it's a VERY enjoyable 1-2 ish hour experience in a world that's mostly an enjoyable walking simulator.

No such thing as a dishonest Paul.

Lol, lmao even. Imagine forcing people to sign up for your crappy service. This is the PC market, that ain't happening, chief.

Edit: lol they're still doing region locking, honestly. What a crap show. Glad I didn't change my review to positive.

This is one of the most beautifully written, and well crafted games I have played in a long time. I went into this not knowing much and the journey I went on was a very lighthearted and serious one. This game has left a lasting impact on me as a person. Even days after it's completion I still find myself getting emotional in those fleeting moments I think about it. About the ending, and the journey, and I'll always be a little sad I can't experience it again for the first time. This game is a deeply emotional one and I can not recommend it highly enough. Support the devs, they deserve so much love and praise for this masterpiece, and spread the word and love of this magnificent work of art.

One of the worst games I have the joy of wasting time on. Ubisoft tried to capitalize on Randy Pitchfork's success with Borderlands to abysmal results. The worst thing a game can be boring, at this was the epitome of that. At least with buggy trash it can be used as compost, this is just old milk that you left sitting out all night. Coop makes it slightly better but at around the 40 hour mark you'll probably get fed up with the bullet sponge enemies that spawn on top of you or the cringy as ♥♥♥♥ ministories told through the collectables. Who cares if someone who you never see in the game came out as gay to their parents before a virus killed them? Ubisoft: Get your head out of your ass, I'm sure you can see the light at the end of the tunnel right now

To the players who have 50th super levels or whatever I have one question.. What the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you, are you brain damaged?

Icey is probably one of the worst games I have ever played in my life. It's anime jail bait waifu robots that are poorly animated. No seriously, I have played porn games with better animation; anyone up for the adventures of krystal? The combat is the only thing that comes decently close to competence in this game. I bought this for the free steam link, it almost wasn't worth it. The narrator does not know what "sound mixing" is and talks over everything at the start of the game, immediately taking me out of the "experience", unless the "expierence" is meant to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ one, if so good job. The game makes an attempt at being clever and meta but it just ends up grating on my nerves. I would suggest you try it yourself though because one can not simply read this and judge the game based on what I say. They have to suffer through this just as I have. If you're looking for a somewhat compitent 2D hack and slash go play Dust: An Elysian Tail instead, you furry trash.

Sonic returns in a game that promises to be Generations 2 but turns out to be Shadow the Hedgehog meets Deviant Art. Sonic "Farces" is a very short game. When marathoned it lasts about 3-4 hours and theres not much substance afterwards. I won't even go into the plot because theres not much of it. Gone is ANY moment of light-hearted humor and replaced with this fake sense of urgency and peril. To sum it up, bad guy bad, go stop him. It's really sad to see this especially after generations did everything so right. The game play is ok.. The characters go from 0-60 in 2 seconds which makes it difficult to jump on platforms in later levels. Wisps are back and are boring, the story around the OC is boring (even when you make coldsteel), and classic sonic controls like ass and his stage themes are episode 1 and 2 over drummed trash. This is a middle of the road game that just isn't worth it at the end of the day, even for streamer OC bait. Save your money and buy generations or Sonic Mania, which this game has very little ties to, instead.

Pros:
-Good Soundtrack
-Make some coldsteel OC memes

Cons:
-Weak story
-Middle of the road gameplay
-No innovation

I went into this with bright eyes thinking "Oh boy! Maybe this will drudge up some memories of world at war." AND IT DID! It took 3 days but aimbots and hacking runs rampant. I was filled with joy at people saying "It's my new gaming chair" and "I play a lot of CS:GO". I also garantee™ this will not be fixed upon full release. No vote kick system, no attempts to fix this, just letting it release into the wild blue yonder and let come what may. I reccommend this because if you're running low on sodium for your household, not only could you supply your neighborhood for a year, but your monitor will burst forth with it drowning you and everyone that wasted money on this like it should.

NieR:Automata is one of the most insanely well written, most enganging, and compelling stories ever told by a video game. This is not just another ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Japanese Waiful game. When you play this game you are sent on a wild ride that never ends. I cannot reccommend this game highly enough. I'm not going to bother with a plot synopsis or anything like that because other reviewers have done it better than I could. I just feel so incredibly compelled to speak of my expierence with this game, the emotional roller coaster it provides and, while it does has it's flaws, it is one of the best games I have ever played. If you are on the fence about buying this game I urge you to please pick it up and expierence the journey so many others have. I promise you, you will not regret it. Best $60 I've spent in a very long time, I pray for a sequel.

Best zombie escort quest since carrying my little brother through "Zombies Ate My Neighbors"