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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 1:09pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 1:09pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 3:10pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 2:39am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 3:03pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 4:38pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 3:23pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 3:01pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 3:19pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 1:59pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 1:27pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 1:28pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 12:58pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 4:16pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 4:39pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 3:23pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 3:35pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 1:55pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 3:09am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 12:52pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 12:54pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 3:23pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 3:24pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 9:14am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 1:12pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 1:26pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 2:11pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 3:35pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 9:43pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 9:52pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 9:57pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 9:58pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 8:25pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 1:40am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 1:55am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 2:09am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 2:14am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 2:23am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 2:36am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 2:59am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 3:03am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 3:29am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 3:40am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 8:19pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 1:23am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 8:25pm

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 4:23am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 3:53am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 1:49am



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
26,034 / 50,000

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
2 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.