"i'm going to end it right here if i can't afford this" - KINGofMADNESS00

"This person sounds neurodivergent" - Anto

“I HAVE A BOMB! I HAVE A BOMB! I HAVE A BOMB! IM GONNA BLOW UP THE STORE! I HAVE A BOMB! I HAVE A BOMB!!” - Luna

“I’m not gay I just like men’s tits” - BMT619

“I only spit cu.m” - Elliot Shark

"no way Ashton is busting to toy story" - Wes

“How do I redeem my gay?” - Me

"I don't have OVR im just stroking my ♥♥♥♥" - KINGofMADNESS00

“Dragon, do you know what Lego ballsacks look like?” - Luna

"When you can't sneeze, it's like edging your nose" - Me

“Can I cup your balls?” - Luna

“My girlfriend tried touching me inappropriately and I stabbed her” - random vrchat user, 2022

"I think my friend is dead. He has overwatch open and he isn't talking in the vc" - Anto

Who watches hardcore Lego sex?” - Elliot Shark

“He’s gonna get Garfield to eat his a$s” - Elliot Shark

"cause i'm clearly dating an infant" - Luna

"One of these bit.ches ruined the world and the other is Hitler" - Me

I got a large butt plug in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - Elliot Shark

"I'm the radioactive rope shooter" - Luna

"I'm gonna make love to sweet and sour sauce" - Luna

"skibidi goon" - Wes

“I’ve never seen Rust porn before.” - Elliot Shark

"I just sat on my nuts and I'm in excruciating pain" - Me

"He looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anumatronic from fnaf bro 😭” - Antooo

"he's low i gotta blow him" - Wes

"Bro is the rizzly bear" - Wes

"im bouta play Beethoven on your ♥♥♥♥" - Wes

"Tyler, can you show me how to ride that ♥♥♥♥?" - Wes

“The haystack did not have the needle in it. It was only the meat worm” - Anto

“My dog ate my homework, and then an immigrant ate my dog” - my Spanish professor

"imagine getting a foot job from bigfoot" - Elliot Shark

“Robingles” - Wes

"Youre like the wojack meme if the chad and virgin collided (to me)" - Mia

“that got my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ vro” - Elliot Shark

"I really wanna touch my balls right now" -Luna

“THE ONE PIECE IS REAL- 🗣️🗣️‼️🗣️‼️🗣️💀‼️🗣️💯‼️🗣️💯” - Luna