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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM AN MMO ON MY PC. ITS GUILD WARS 2 AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE THIEF. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME RISEN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP BACKSTAB. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED TYRIA’S MOST USELESS MARSHAL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY GUILD CHAT AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN GUILD CHAT CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE BUILDS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY THEORYCRAFTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I FARM.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!