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13 of 28 (46%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 12:49pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 12:48pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 1:05pm

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 1:38pm

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 7:58pm

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 9:47am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 1:42pm

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 9:22am

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 9:03am

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 9:25am

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 1:54pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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