listen mate i dont know who you are or where your from!!! but ive seen in my 98 years of working as a somalia carerer never have i ever seen some one with such dance moves like you ! honestly u suprized me the way u crack neck bottle flip chipd it on the floor i was going to award you a gold medal but instead i award you a ♥♥♥♥ in the bag!

sorry mate just thought id let you know

What the ♥♥♥♥ xD

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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omelette