As the typical veneto I indulge in the ancient art of tiràr saràche (blasphemy).
This art consists in the regular use of particular exclamations (saràche or bestème) involving the association of el signore (God) and all his associates (Jesus, Holy Mary, the Saints) as a bunch of beasts, pieces of furniture, farming tools and much more.
Any disgusting, degrading, vapid, funny or silly thing as well as adjectives can be used to compose a saràca therefore being creative is crucial to master the art.
These saràche are often used to show hatred towards the entities depicted especially during difficult times, but they can also be used to amuse other people (the effects can vary enormously).
Particularly in Veneto (the land of the Serenissima Repubblica di Venezia) the use of regional dialect to form saràche is highly encouraged to give them strenght, inspiration and pride.

e.g. dio caregoto, mosegàgno el cristo, madonna baìla. (depicted as furniture, beast and tool respectively as explained before)

Note the omission of the capital letter in all of the characters mentioned above, it is essential to accentuate the disdain towards them.

P.S. if you are interested in learning more you should talk to Jebedia "Pisacane" Wilson, director of Gambulaga Lake Brewery, he could teach you a thing or two.
Also you should try their "Birra del Bigfoot" while you're at it.
Once you grasp the basics you can check Maestro/Vate/Papa Germano Mosconi RIP.

Se vedemo.