RIP

I have a big ol' bag o' ♥♥♥♥♥. Oh ive got a big ol' bag o' ♥♥♥♥♥ for you!

what you said to me that night changed my entire perspective on life and i hope that our paths cross one day, old friend.

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I LIKE CAKE. i invented a fruit! The....Mangsriene!!!

JKLHJKHK

Squid huh? I could totally show you a video that'd mess your brother up. The contents of the video were Asians and a squid, I'm sure you can figure the rest out for yourself.

kj

BANANA NINJA IS BANANA

wait.

I just noticed,

ARE YOU WIELDING A BANANA?

death claims the dog over there

THETHTREHTERHTERHTERHTEREHRTEHRT
IM A SEXUAL PREDATOR!

SUDDENLY, ♥♥♥♥♥, EVERYWHERE

Stop being dead. :<

Number nine. Hah, nine. See, this was my goal all along. Nine comments that make absolutely no sense of any kind. Suppose it loses its magic if I let this on, but ♥♥♥♥ it. SCROLL THE ♥♥♥♥ DOWN AND START FROM THE BEGINNING YOU LAZY ♥♥♥♥. If you read this retroactively, I'll come over to your house and throw acid in your face, then leave Sheepish for you as a roommate. Trust me, you'll hate it. Though, if you survive this for nine days or more, you deserve a medal. I might even give one to you personally. Hah, nine.

Seventeen cents, a spider's kneecap and pure love in a bottle. These are the ingredients to a potion that does nothing. Mix water and mail it to the nearest pharmacist. You should get a package within three weeks. Inside it, is secrets. Do not ever look inside. Throw the whole thing into a giant tub of water. Add three teaspoons of white spirits, then bathe in it. The next day, instant [DATA EXPUNGED]

I appear to have entirely lost inspiration now, so it's up to this post to get me going again. Or maybe I should just eat more chocolat- Not going to say it. I already ended the first one with that, and I don't want to repeat myself here. Repeats are never funny, hence why I don't want to re- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Sorry about that out there, mate. I'm really, I just lost my head there. I don't know what happened to me, I just don't know what came over me. I promise to be more or less sane for the rest of this, which should be about three more. Three more what? I don't know, don't ask me. Three more posts, three more hours, think of something. You're the boss. By the way, points for obscure reference.

Um, yes, uh. Hmm.

But enough about me; how're you doing? With your... ninja suit and bananular weaponry. ♥♥♥♥ must be pretty effective. Did I mention you look badass? Also kind of psychotic. I do not know if that's a good thing or not, though. Why are you staring at me like that. I've done nothing to you. Bloody psychopath, stop staring at me. It's unnerving. Stop. Stop it. Stop staring, dammit. Stop, stop, stop it. Stop staring at me. Stop staring at me! Stop it! I'll kill you! I'll hack you to pieces! I'll slaughter your entire family and all your friends! Stop staring at me!

I don't know why I'm doing this. It seemed like the thing to do at the time. Maybe I should involve Sheepish in this. No wait, bad idea. He's an unoriginal ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who'd just make a few quips about homosexuality and a cat, runing my literary genius in the process. I aspire to be more original than the people like Sheepish, who are oh so common on the Internet. That's why I'm doing this. So I do have a reason. Well gosh. Self-contradiction is the name of the game, and apparently nobody is as good at it as I am. I should definitely consider competing in the Universal Nonsense Festival.

That worked out better than I expected. I haven't even reached any limit. I am kind of running out of creative juices though. Yes, already. Yes, I am aware I continued writing for ages the first time I did this. I am aware I could continue from here till the end of the world. I am aware I appear to be doing so even after implying I wasn't going to, after explicitly stating I WAS going to. Isn't the human mind weird?

So. Turns out I still have nothing to do, and I've just recieved inspiration for writing. Let's see how many characters this box can support.
I sure hope it can fit all or even most of it. You know how I am with this kind of thing. That is, completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥; rambling on and on about exactly ♥♥♥♥ all. Seems to be working out so far. Until I find out I've gone far past the limit. Far, far past it. That's probably how this is gonna go. If it does, I'll split those over multiple 'comments' because I'm determined not to let any of my writing go to waste. Protip: I have consumed a large amount of chocolate. Chocolate? CHOCOLATE? CHOOOOCOLAAAAAATE! CHOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE! CHOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

I plan to snuff out all the saber tooth tigers by lunch time, and im up to here in charts and graphs!

Your nose looks like a TINY PENIS. TINY PENIS. TINY PENIS. TINY PENIS.

I can't even move my lawn that is a ridiculous request

The hadji's are coming, the hadji's are commming~

we need to have a talk

meet me at the london centre for dealing with muslims

WTF IS THIS ♥♥♥♥ GET THAT CARROT OUT MY EAR OH GOD

Excuse me sir please get your ♥♥♥♥ off my lawn thank you

Christ, my nemesis still exists. . . oh well, *DRAWS USP40* RAWR!!!

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They're always departing, bu they never arrive. And the ones that do arrive, they never leave.

We aint doin' geomatray, we tryna play sum gaaaymes

So, what's going on?

Oh yeah, that's right. You know what you did, I can't believe you got the cat involved though, I mean I didn't think it'd stay still but it did. It was pretty amazing~

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I mean ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I didn't even realise your tongue was that long. I also didn't know you could do that with your balls, jesus christ why didn't you do that last time? Anyway just stopping by to say I had a pretty good time tonight too. I mean you know what you did, with the bread and milk, that was the best, man. Love you~

Hey babe, I had a nice time last night~ The way you did that thing was almost as good as last time~ we should do this again some time~ <3 xxxx

FEED 'EM TO THE PIGS HAROLD