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Charlie has invaded your profile!

PRESIDENT JOHN WAROSA OF BENRON EQUIPMENT AND SUPPLY
TO THE VICE PRESIDENT OF ENRON CORPORATION JOHN BAROSA

ON BEHALF OF BENRON I REGRET TO INFORM YOU OF YUGOSLAVIAS CESSATION OF EXISTENCE STOP CARRIER PIGEON TERMINATED BY ADVERSARY STOP WORMHOLE STABILITY LEVEL COMPROMISED RECOMMEND IMMEDIATE EVACUATION OF ENRON OFFICE BEFORE CASCADE STOP CONFIRM RECEIPT AND TAKE APPROPRIATE ACTION STOP

Dear Sunday,

We are highly concerned that you have not responded to the carrier pigeon we sent to you 55 years ago.

Please be aware that if we do not receive a response within the next 30 years, we will have no choice but to assume that you were, in fact, aware of the out of office period we informed you of.

Please respond at your earliest convenience.

Yours sincerely,

Cowboy Stetson,
Head of Cattle Logistics,
ENRON

-- Well now, this here message is mighty confidential and might just be protected by them fancy legal rights. If this message done found its way to ya by mistake, holler back to the sender straight away and then go ahead and toss this message into the dust, partner.

Dear Sunday,

We have received this communication delivered via carrier pigeon, addressed to you. Please see below.

---------- Forwarded Message ----------
Subject: FW: FW: FW: Out of office

Dear Sender,

I am out of the office for vacation period that concludes on January 1, 1970. Please be rest assured your email has been received and will be read upon my return. If the matter is critical and urgent, please dial +1 911.

I will attend to my mail in January 1970.

Thank you.

James Barosa
Senior Vice President, Engineering
ENRON

-- This message is confidential and may be protected by legal privilege. If you receive this message in error, please notify the sender immediately by reply and destroy this message.

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