I like turtels.
And ur Mum.
I am a tru MLG xxXxxxXQuickSc0pperZx69xXxz.
If u want to be so cool like me than u have to do the following things:
1. Buy 100 packs of Doritos.
2. Drink 300 liters of Mountain Dew.
3. Be a real Shamwow Friend.
Because it's made from Germans.
4. If u see a real GERMAN than u have to say: Nazi or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hitler ♥♥♥♥.
If u follow all these Steps u can be one of the hardest and best Quicksc0pperZz69 of the world.
And maybe we can ♥♥♥♥ than some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ together.