761 hrs on record and yet a legend!

waiting for the rerun tell atomic... he knows he aint want the smoke

7k hours and nothing to show for it

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

nice throw

sign? <3

i luv u

sign pls ?

not good enough at the game to get a sign from THE buddy

big fan <3 can you pls sign my profile?

who tf are you ♥♥♥ random go practice u need sum

you are so awful at rocket league ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ never launch the game again

Wow. I never thought I would have a PROFESSIONAL eSport Gamer on my friend's list. Thank you for accepting my friend request, if u ever need anything like a logo or some G-Fuel (that is what pro gamers drink) (or if you would rather have a glass of milk I can get you that too), let me know i will always be here for you

You were my first <3

Signed by the 150th best RL player!

signed by no one

+rep really nice guy he gave me tips on how to improve!

Um, he better not be meeting up with anyone's daughter aside from my father's daughter!

He will drive 2 hours away to hang out and watch a movie with your daughter

Signed by your Collegiate RL Expert

I'm glad I was able to come back to life to find you here still waiting. After all of this time! Despite the distance... mortal and immortal.

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The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kid ive seen

More months go by,
I don't know why.
You left me waiting,
hoping, praying.
Wanting something to change, bring you back to me.
But instead you'd rather play games, leave me lonely.
I miss you daily, think about you like crazy,
Just give me a call, we can fix this, maybe.

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+rep

garbage ball chaser who doesn't challenge

Signed by Hunter <3

After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

It's been months. What does a girl have to do to get some attention?! I miss our late night phone calls, our uncontrollable laughter, and never winning a game and making you mad. Is this what it's about? Not winning? I thought what we had was more than games... QQ
Call me!

profile signed by the big man GREEN ZOID

Signed by DoomZa

-rep. Horrible at 1s.

Signed by Bdawg <3

accept you sploon

how can she slap. do u even no hu i am m9? i will hav u kno that i am number wun see ess go plaer in us and a. god b wid u amirite? eks dee eks dee

-rep, never talks to me. Hasn't returned my calls. I call him 4 times/day with no reply. Won't answer my emails, skype calls, texts, Snaps, IGs, FBs, etc. -REP -REP -REP

No longer has a poor attitude. He is a great guy!

Two didn't mean it.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

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Poor attitude. Makes me sad.

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ luv nayvee

-rep Won't return my phone calls. Won't trade. Won't come over or let me come over. Says he is on official "business" but answers phone at 2am with women in the background. I thought we had something special...

+rep fast and fair trader

-rep Such a jerk!

+rep Fast friendly trader [Rocket League]

+rep

+rep very willing to work with prices