Reseñas recientes de Naviture

Ladies, gentlemen, and intergalactic beings of all shapes and sizes, gather 'round! Today, we embark on a perilous journey through the cosmos, armed with wit, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of passive aggression. Our destination? The treacherous world of **Helldivers 2**, a game that dances on the razor’s edge between brilliance and corporate meddling. Buckle up, fellow soldiers, for this review shall be as explosive as a well-aimed orbital strike.

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Let us first raise our mugs of space grog to **Arrowhead Studios**, the unsung heroes who birthed this chaotic masterpiece. These fine folks deserve more respect than a battle-hardened Helldiver deserves ammo clips. Their dedication to cooperative gameplay, strategic chaos, and interstellar camaraderie is nothing short of legendary. If I had a hat, I’d tip it to them. Alas, my helmet is bolted to my skull, so consider this a metaphorical tip.

Arrowhead, you’ve given us the gift of interplanetary warfare, where friendly fire is a love language, and democracy is spread via laser-guided missiles. Your commitment to couch co-op warms my heart like a flamethrower on a frosty planet. May your coffee be strong, your code bug-free, and your spaceship parking skills impeccable.

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Ah, Sony, the cosmic overlords who swooped down like vultures eyeing a fresh kill. Sony is just the kind of baggage that doesn’t fit in the overhead compartment. Picture this: Sony executives in sleek suits, sipping champagne, and deciding the fate of our beloved Helldivers.

So, raise your laser rifles high, my friends! For in this chaotic universe, where corporations clash and bugs explode, we stand united. And if Sony dares to meddle further, we shall unleash our ultimate weapon: **Democracy**

Edit: I hope this review helps someone in the future! Thanks

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It's really not that bad....
It's actually kinda of a fun..
It's sorta the game you switch your brain off and pass time.
Played 4 hours straight.......... Time flew crazy.....

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣷⡇⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣻⠋⢀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁⡷⣿⣯⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠼⠐⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠃⢻⣧⣾⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⡿⠠⣄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣅⢸⡿⣍⡿⠧⠼⠟⣼⠇⠀⡼⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠘⣎⣁⡿⣝⣦⡾⢿⡿⠀⡸⠁⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⠛⢧⣼⣗⡰⠃⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⢿⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⡉⠀⠀⠪⣸⡇⠀⢀⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣟⠀⡈⠙⣯⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⡿⡄⠁⢀⠾⠀⢘⣿⡀⡎⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣧⡄⡄⢀⣿⣿⢿⡄⢙⡆⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣯⣵⣾⣿⣿⡇⠈⣶⠞⠀⠀⠘⠿⣳⡇⠀⢻⡇⢻⡟⢿⡃⠙⣧⣿⢟⣞⣤⡌⣿⡧⣼⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⣨⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠻⡄⣿⠁⣾⣀⣼⣉⣳⡿⣫⣾⠏⠁⣰⣿⢡⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠋⠁⠀⡞⠀⠀⢃⡄⢠⣑⡌⠒⠜⣾⣚⣿⣿⣿⣽⠟⢁⣿⡁⠀⢠⣿⠿⠘⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡿⠟⠋⠙⢻⣿
⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠘⢿⡈⡯⠻⡦⣦⠈⣿⣝⣿⠟⢧⠄⢾⣤⣾⣶⣿⡯⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⢿⡄⠙⣦⠀⠈⣿⠃⠀⡗⢦⡸⢉⣿⣿⠏⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠀⢘⡗⣾⡟⢸⣸⣇⣠⣷⠛⠉⡍⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣂⡀⣰⡟⠁⣿⡇⠈⣿⣟⠁⠈⠀⠀⢃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡾⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠉⠉⠏⠿⣇⠀⣾⠃⢠⣏⢧⡆⠀⠀⠀⣨⣄⣤⣤⣤⡴⣦⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠁⠀⠀⣿⠀⡿⠀⣾⡏⠸⠁⠀⠀⢠⡿⣻⢿⣂⣻⣟⣦⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⢠⠁⠀⠀⠀

⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠈⠑⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀ARE⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀YA⠀⠀⠑⠢⡄⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WINNING⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ SON?
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠷

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿
⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼
⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼
⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉
⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄
 

FINALLY!! I loved this game back in 2005 and I still love this game now! I am so happy to see it released on Steam.
You stagger around and bite people's skulls and eat their brains! Which makes them zombies! Under your control! THEN YOU ATTACK COPS AND MAKE THEM ZOMBIES TOO!!! And hillbillies! AND THE ARMY!! You can fart and knock people out in a 15-foot radius! You can fart people right out of cars and tanks!! Then eat their brains while they're staggering! You can rip out your guts and throw them and they blow up like remotely-tripped grenades! You can bowl with your head and knock the crap out of dudes and then make the head explode and KILL EVERYONE! YOU CAN POSSESS PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM SHOOT EACH OTHER! WITH BAZOOKAS!! YOU CAN EVEN POSSESS DUDES WITH JET-PACKS!!!
I'm frothing. OK, time to be serious now...
This is for us oddballs out there who love a great sense of humor backing up FUN GAMEPLAY...
Hell, do you just like zombies? That alone is enough to make this sucker worth it.
Holy crap, buy the game, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?