Recent reviews by Alula

my friends are concerned about why i have so many hours in this game and some of them asked me if i was a lesbian

10/10 would smack animal girls for coins again


UPDATE: why do I keep opening this game... send help

Just look at the play times on these reviews. LOOK AT THEM.

Buy the damn game and waste your life away with us.

But in all seriousness, great game. The controls are good, you can replay the game on multiple characters or do challenges, you can make anything you want to, and the list of reasons this game is so well-made and entertaining goes on.

Multiplayer is way easier with the 1.3 update, (Thank you creators) so grab a friend and go on an adventure together.

Also, swords that fire nyan cats.
10/10 would meow again

I honestly have no clue what I just played.

The game is VERY visually appealing, but I'm not sure I understand the point, if there is one. If you fancy a pretty looking game, go ahead and become this little fly and fly around to your heart's content.

Why does this seem so much more entertaining than it should be

They told me Candy Crush would never get me laid. They were wrong.