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Naco   Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
 
 
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Have you ever thought of buying Death Stranding from Wish?
No?
Neither did I, but here I am reviewing what happens when Anime meets Memes meets Wish.
And yes, my fellow German friends, even you can enjoy the adult DLC

Main Game
If you've got an hour of free time and no idea what to do with your change from those pesky trading cards you sold on the market place last steam sale then this game has got your back.

  • Deep and involving story?
7 sentences should suffice, right?

  • Incredible animations?
You can trip and fall with about a metric ton of cargo on your back, get back up while dislocating your ancles due to the incredibly high wedge heels of your boots and jump right back into action, quite literally.

  • Likes?
When delivering cargo and completing missions you receive Likes, you can use to buy Gallery pictures with their respective Achievements. You can even check the Leaderboards to see which bot has received the most Likes. Isn't that awesome?


In this masterpiece you can run, jump, crouch and even walk!
Yes, my friends, you heard correct, this game has walk button. A walk button not even Cyberpunk managed to implement yet.
But what's the crouch button for, you may ask.
Well, after running 2 kilometers up a mountain you should think about taking a break and emptying your bowels before continuing on your journey to the next location 3 kilometers down the other side of the mountain you just ascended.

Once you're done running the 10 kilometers for your last Explorer Achievement you can even drive a Cybertruck!
Yes, that's right, the Cybertruck is in the game, and unlike the real deal this one is actually indestructible. Not even a hammer can put a dent in this fine car.


Adult DLC
If you think the bikini is too much clothing for your taste you can download the adult DLC for free and get rid of the annoying fabric holding your gravity defying anime assets in place.
If you are locked to the German Steam store like me, do not fret, SteamDB[steamdb.info] has got you covered. If you're uncomfortable clicking the link just navigate to ANIME STANDING, click on DLCs, then on the adult DLC.

On the top right click on Install and you are good to go; you can toggle the DLC on and off in the main menu in the top right corner.
By default it's on when installed.


Messages DLC
If you want more Likes why not leave an important message to fellow players? Show them the light like you do in Dark Souls. Or mess with them, like you do in Dark Souls. Or just leave an inspirational quote in some far off corner of the world where no one will find it. Ever.


Hover Cybertruck DLC
If you find the normal Cybertruck boring you can jump in a Hover Cybertruck and start flying into the air for as long as you hold your W key. And this one is also indestructible!


Conclusion
This game is 10/10. A true masterpiece everyone should have in their library.
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