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-- Miss Manners
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Peter: I'd sell my soul to be famous. [cut to hell]
Satan: We've got a live one. Peter Griffin.
Assisstant: No good, sir. It seems he already sold his soul once in 1977 for Bee Gees tickets and then again in 1983 for half a mallomar.
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Correspondence Corollary:
An experiment may be considered a success if no more than half
your data must be discarded to obtain correspondence with your theory.
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
-- W. C. Fields
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Have you ever felt like a wounded cow
halfway between an oven and a pasture?
walking in a trance toward a pregnant
seventeen-year-old housewife's
two-day-old cookbook?
-- Richard Brautigan
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They also surf who only stand on waves.
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You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.
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