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Mathew 5 Sep, 2022 @ 9:42am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
Mathew 5 Sep, 2022 @ 9:41am 
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goncalovaldez66 2 May, 2022 @ 9:59am 
barely able to play fightans any meaningful time right now as i'm studying my master's ;___; hopefully i'll get a bully waifu one day and it'll all be worth it!!!!
ManlyBadassHero 27 Jun, 2021 @ 11:51am 
2021 Still No Games
luap 12 Feb, 2021 @ 9:51am 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
thepurplechair 17 Mar, 2020 @ 12:47pm 
#redeemed
thepurplechair 17 Mar, 2020 @ 12:46pm 
HAPPY 😜🤗 ST PATDICKS 🍀🍆🍺 DAY YOU HORNY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😜💦 SHAMROCK 🍀 SHAKE DAT ♥♥♥ FOR PAPI👏🏼👅🍑 DONT DRINK THAT BEER 😳🙅🏻🍺 DRINK DADDY'S LUCKY CUMMIES👅💦😋 RIDE THE RAINBOW 🌈🏃🏽 LIKE YOU'D RIDE THIS ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍑😳 AND LAND 🛬 NEXT TO THIS YEAR'S 📅 POT OF GOLD 💪🏼💰WHICH IS A BIG BLACK ♥♥♥♥ 😜🍆 BUT IT WONT BE YOURS; YOU'LL BE OUT OF LUCK 😳❌ IF YOU DON'T SHARE THIS WITH 10 OTHER ZADDIES 😤😩 WHO WOULD WANT THEIR POCKET DOWNSTAIRS 😉😏👇🏼🍑 FILLED 💦👀
Ruby da Cherry🍒 20 Feb, 2019 @ 6:50pm 
real gamer
EGR 3 Jan, 2019 @ 3:03pm 
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thepurplechair 24 Dec, 2018 @ 3:19pm 
Today at Walmart I told the cashier Merry Christmas. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am, I smiled and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore. President Trump gave us Christmas back" she started crying tears of joy and said "Merry Christmas" and then everyone in the store applauded
goncalovaldez66 16 Apr, 2018 @ 3:34pm 
#avenged
Zch 12 Mar, 2018 @ 1:09am 
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thepurplechair 23 Dec, 2017 @ 8:43pm 
What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕8
tintock 1 Oct, 2017 @ 9:46pm 
It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀
thepurplechair 1 Oct, 2017 @ 8:56pm 
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Post this on the walls of 10 Girl Gamers you know,
If you get back 4 you're a true Girl Gamer...
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for the thot-o-ween-queen
Kai 1 Oct, 2017 @ 7:54pm 
It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀
tintock 15 Aug, 2017 @ 2:41am 
ITS 👏 NOT 👏 GAY👏IF👏 YOUR👏 BRO 👏 IS 👏 JUST👏 HELPING 👏 YOU👏 SCRATCH 👏 YOUR 👏♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👏WITH 👏 HIS👏 PENIS👏 💯😩🍆
Zch 16 Jun, 2017 @ 6:40pm 
After losing his sister in an airstrike ordered by the Mishima Zaibatsu under the direction of Jin Kazama, Miguel Caballero Rojo devoted his life to seeking revenge. However, when Jin suddenly vanishes without a trace, Miguel's life purpose disappears along with him.

From that point forward, Miguel began to wander like a specter from battle-torn town to battle-torn town. One day, as he ambled through rows of dilapidated buildings, he stumbled across a strangely familiar hooded man. There in front of him was none other than his sworn enemy, Jin.
Zch 31 May, 2017 @ 2:37am 
✈️A✈️I✈️R✈️F✈️O✈️R✈️C✈️E✈️N✈️E✈️E✈️T✈️
MANGO SENTINEL 13 May, 2017 @ 11:04pm 
poured one out for my boy
EGR 2 Apr, 2017 @ 10:16pm 
My man currently getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ railed in basic by like 30 black ♥♥♥♥♥. :CunningPepe:
mode:Reformed 14 Feb, 2017 @ 9:22am 
hola quesadilla
EGR 12 Feb, 2017 @ 7:50am 
If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊 😠💯😭
fwals 1 Feb, 2017 @ 1:50pm 
Meaning of a lick :3

Lick on the Tail: Will you be my mate?
Lick on the Ear: I think you are cute!
Lick on the Stomach/Belly: I'm ready.
Lick on the Forehead: For comfort.
Lick on the Paw/Hand: You're my everything.
Lick below the Chin: I like you.
Lick on the Nose: I love you.
Lick on the Arm: You're so sweet!
Lick on the Neck: We belong together.
Lick on the Shoulder: I want you.
Lick on the Chest: I love the feeling of you in me.
Lick on the Lips: I need you.
Lick on the Back: For fun!
Lick on the Cheek: I missed you.
Lick on the Tongue: Ultimate expression for love!
Lick on the Eye: I'm embarrassed.
Lick on the Thigh: Your feelings are not ignored.
Lick on the Crotch: I want some pleasuring.
Lick on the Rear: You making me blush.
fwals 11 Jan, 2017 @ 1:40pm 
I don't hate Undertale. I thoroughly enjoyed the game. I'm just saying that the fandom is, at least in my opinion, powered solely by its own circlejerking at this point. Like a perpetual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ machine.

Undertale is a lot like my dad- I love him, but at the same time, he is objectively dead, and has been for nearly a year.

Now, as for whether or not the game really is "dead", let me compare it to a rotting corpse - which does indeed have many signs of life. But those signs are maggots and harmful bacteria, feasting off its slowly withering remains. You do not have to be alive to support life, my friend, and that is what Undertale is- dead, but fresh enough for the vermin and filth of the various internet communities to gain sustenance from the decaying organic matter still clinging to its bones.

Like my dad, for example
Hank 11 Dec, 2016 @ 10:13am 
>these 700 changes

what the ♥♥♥♥
指鹿為馬 27 Nov, 2016 @ 9:43pm 
Nice hat!
EGR 22 Nov, 2016 @ 12:19pm 
Hey there you 💦💦 CUMpkin pie 🍰👅 lover 😘 it’s finally HOEvember 🍂🌰🍅 time to be 😉 thankful 😏😜💋 for all that sweet potato 🍊 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🌽👅 you’ve had this fall…..now send this to t e n 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 👄💦 sexiest 😛😛 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 sluts in the next 🕕 1 5 seconds 🕒 or you’ll miss out 😵😵 on the BLACK 👱🏿COCKDAY 🍆🌽🍌🌶 DEALS!!! 👎🏿😨 if you get FIVE 5️⃣ back then you’re officially 😳 a 😮 SEXY STUFFING 🐂🍞 slut 😘👏🏻💦 if you get t E n 5️⃣➕5️⃣ then you can look forward to 😏😋 a black Christmas 🎅🏿 (you’ve never heard of that 😵😛👅👄👌🏻💦💦💦
waldini 1 Nov, 2016 @ 7:50pm 
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bigpipe 25 Oct, 2016 @ 12:54pm 
how are you a trump fan, isnt he gonna make you build the wall
waldini 11 Sep, 2016 @ 8:05pm 
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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الله اكبر
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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TOO 5 OTHER PROFILES WITHIN 5 HOURS……………… OR ELSE YOU'RE HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………
Hank 12 Aug, 2016 @ 6:51pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ w33haa INVOKER
Carl Johnson BR (real) 21 Jul, 2016 @ 4:14pm 
Hey I want to add you! :3
test123 15 Jul, 2016 @ 2:30pm 
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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You have been visited by the wall of Trump, copy and paste this to five of your friend's profiles to make America great again
JOHN TITOR bitskins.com 12 Jun, 2016 @ 12:03am 
Known D.Va player
Chris 6 Apr, 2016 @ 11:45pm 
YOU ARE DOOMED

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davey 16 Mar, 2016 @ 4:14pm 
:awoo:
normal girl 27 Feb, 2016 @ 2:12pm 
im friends with a famous person now :)
Ruby da Cherry🍒 11 Feb, 2016 @ 7:11pm 
busted coconuts in my waifu is actually my fetish :gs_bubblegum:
Furfur 25 Dec, 2015 @ 3:54pm 
There was a time when we were once friends. We had a few good memories i think. You would get drunk and ♥♥♥♥ about on the server occasionally, and we played a handful of dota games which i fed uncontrollably. I still remember that game we had against that naruto clan. And that game in which you fountain farmed as pudge while i kept healing with witch doctor. We bullied them so hard that they got afk abandons despite being unable to leave their fountain.

disagreements behind us, i think you did a good job. it's a lot of work keeping nerds in check. it's a lot of work making sure that everyone is happy. I'm proud of you for sticking to your obligation until the end.
Furfur 25 Dec, 2015 @ 3:54pm 
Anyway, it's finally time for this chapter to close right? I thank you for your hard work and dedication to keeping whiny kids playing an outdated game all these years. I think i understand a tiny bit about how you feel; you did your duty despite everyone giving you ♥♥♥♥. I appreciate it.

Even if everyone calls you names or thinks you're terrible, i want you to know that i think you did ok. I hope life treats you alright from now on.

To my old friend, i wish you a merry christmas And a fruitful year. I extend the same salutations to you.
Silver Surtur 13 Dec, 2015 @ 8:17pm 
some games
fwals 5 Dec, 2015 @ 10:20am 
Give this fleshlight covered in toenails to everyone you want to walk cats with:
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ManlyBadassHero 30 Oct, 2015 @ 6:55pm 
Happy Birthday, don't forget to bother Grunt. :steamsalty:
arcade bumstead 30 Oct, 2015 @ 10:32am 
pls com back to teek madmin