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Pet Cemetery

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 12:12am

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going!

Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 12:09am

Clone on Clone Crime

Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2019 @ 10:11pm

WE <3 MURDER

Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2019 @ 10:11pm

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!

Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 1:52am

Here's Donny!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 2:16am

That went well...

Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2019 @ 2:32pm

No Winners In This Game!

Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2019 @ 3:35pm

Trover ****s the Universe

You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2019 @ 3:37pm

You Didn't Have To Do That

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2019 @ 11:53pm

Jopo

Jopo Saves the Universe
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2019 @ 3:35pm



BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
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