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i have acquired sustenance
when I went to pick up my $80 of frozen pizza and $35 of v8 juice from the grocery store
two old guys brought out my order
and they just asked me, is this just for you? or like someone else? or a group of people?
and I just said I really like pizza
then he just kind of real disappointed like he was my dad or something said "yeah I guess I like pizza too"
and then he kept opening up the boxes to see even more frozen pizza
there was another old guy there giving me my stuff but he was just laughing
and they got the last box
noticed it was something else
and he was like "oh some variety..."
and then he just sighed as he noticed it was only bags of v8

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I physically cannot stop myself from saying "bruh" whenever i react to anything. What was originally a rather humorous saying has evolved to now an impulsive, uncontrollable behavior that consumes me whenever i have to react to something.
From "holy crap" and omg to "bruh" all that is said now is "bruh moment".
"bruh moment" this "bruh moment".
my family died. bruh moment.
im having the time of my life. bruh moment.
i just wanted to be cool and say something original. bruh moment.
little did i know the horrors that came from bruh moment.
im doomed. bruh moment.
this phrase has gotten the best of me. its over for me. bruh moment.
bruh sound effect.
b r u h m o m e n t.
bruh.

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