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6 people found this review helpful
17.0 hrs on record
You really didn't think this lawsuit through very well. Good luck getting people to buy these games or any future games you release.
Posted 6 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
244.6 hrs on record (186.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is quickly becoming my favourite game.

The mix between survival crafting, story progression and first person shooter just keeps me entertained for hours at a time. There is just so much to explore and even on my 3rd playthrough I'm still discovering different things and places to set up a base.
Posted 4 February.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.0 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Despite it's name, the trombone does not contain any bones
Posted 4 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
132.2 hrs on record (55.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Been a long time since I played a game for 11 hours in one session. Going to have nightmares about lack of steel beams
Posted 17 December, 2022.
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8 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
23.1 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
10 year old me couldn't complete the first level.

27 year old me just managed it (after 2 hours)

This game is so brutally hard, but the nostalgia of locking Winston in the freezer is 10/10
Posted 14 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
143.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
I've already completed this game on PS4 a few years ago, so the fact that I've bought the same game again just to play it in 120 fps with additional content should indicate how good of a game this is. Definitely in my top 5 favourites of all time.
Posted 13 November, 2022. Last edited 13 November, 2022.
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17.9 hrs on record (16.0 hrs at review time)
Me: "This game has 3 buttons: left, right and jump."
My friend: "That sounds too easy"
Me: "If you make no mistakes then you could complete this game in 10 minutes"
My friend: "Why have you not completed it then?"

He stopped ♥♥♥♥ talking after I reset my progress and watched him struggle for 2 hours to get to the bottom of the drain.
Posted 16 July, 2022.
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105.0 hrs on record (55.6 hrs at review time)
I bought this game for £2 and played it more than most games I buy for £20
Posted 29 May, 2022. Last edited 22 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
56.6 hrs on record (25.9 hrs at review time)
This game almost gave me carpal tunnel from trying to catch a tuna...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha621mxHs5s

So far this is the worst Yakuza game I've played (but that doesn't make it bad). Combat is block heavy and frustrating at times, the character models could use some work and there needs to be more save points around the city. I read the reviews telling me to skip this one and when I first started playing, the first 10 minutes almost made me want to quit just because it was so different than the other Yakuza games... but I'm glad I didn't in the end.

The story is really gripping, the side quests are pretty hilarious and the soundtrack is insanely good. Although the game has flaws it's important to take into account that it was originally released on the PS3. That doesn't excuse all the flaws it has, but I started enjoying myself a lot more when I realised this game was made in 2009 and is bound to be a bit unpolished.
Posted 7 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
93.6 hrs on record (61.9 hrs at review time)
This game is about as addictive as heroin... Just when I think I can finally finish the main storyline, something new gets thrown at me.

Mini games, sidequests, new fighting styles, karaoke, dancing, toy car racing, arcades, cat fighting arena, managing a real estate agency, watching softcore porn of Asian women, running your own cabaret... like what the ♥♥♥♥.

Sometimes I forget parts the main story line because I've spent like 5 hours playing Space Harrier or going bowling

https://youtu.be/WQS4RMDbHvo
Posted 11 March, 2022. Last edited 11 March, 2022.
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