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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 4:24pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 10:52am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 12:21pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 10:52am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 12:21pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 9:28am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 3:21pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 3:16pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 4:59am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 9:44am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 6:12am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 4:17am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:27am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 1:12pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 2:41pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 2:50pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 2:10pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 4:12pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:32am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 5:13pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 10:52am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 6:39pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 4:42pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 3:25pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 6:09am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 5:13pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 5:16am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 3:03pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 2:48pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 3:46pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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