grigma

Let me put this is the simplest terms I can. I'm just built different than you. So shut up, get off of my profile, and stop failing band class.

Nobody can match me online and off. My big time ballin vibe I give off is just too much for people to handle. People know me, women adore me, men respect me. I am the true American Alpha.

If you unironically call me or anybody else you don't like "Toxic", you are a bottom.

I've got ​​​​b​​​​​​i​​​​​​t​​​​​​c​​​​​​h​​​​​​e​​​​​​s​​​​​​ in every corner of the world lining up to try out the American Footlong. Girls in China are using VPNs (breaking the law) just to talk to me over Facebook and you can barely talk to that cute waitress at Chik-fil-A you nerd. I bang more Asian chicks than Juice Robinson on any given 2016 Saturday Night and proud of it.

As you can see, I am galactically superior to you in every way. Put simply, I'm better at life than you.

a little evil but not too much

-rep called me the f-slur

doesnt like hearing news for a reason, no idea why