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hope u enjoy 2 hours of reading comments, we spent 4 hours writing them

its also getting late, people need to sleep you know

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very banterous lads well done

i have had much fun tonight thanks guys, i hope you enjoy johnny :)

johnny do not delete the comments until you have read them, thanks for taking part, have a nice day :)

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ appendix out!"

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?
A: They are good at running, stealing, and shooting.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

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What's black and doesn't work?

Half of London.

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.

So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ black guy I've ever seen reading every word I ty

Johnnys old name used to be thehenchponybear

Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

78% of black men like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet.

tonight we have done our families proud, our friends proud and most importantly ourselfs proud

oi Jeremy what your mouth ♥♥♥

How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

hit 50 pages at 00:00 gratz lads

Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

What do you call a good looking black girl?

Asif.

German co-pilot Andreas Lubitz walks into a bar.

Orders a pint of beer ... then schnapps.

School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?
Carlos!

Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

Why are asprins white? Because they work!

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Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Why are black people like sperm?

Only 1 in a Million actually works

Go, go, go, go go, go, go, shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a ♥♥♥♥
It's not your birthday!

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed

When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll twenty deep, it's twenty knives in the club
♥♥♥♥♥♥ heard I ♥♥♥♥ with Dre, now they want to show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they want to ♥♥♥♥
But homie ain't nothing change hold down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the Cutt that ♥♥♥♥♥ roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a player or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I don't walk wit a limp
In the hood then the ladies saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them ♥♥♥♥♥♥'ll tell ya I'm loco

A Mexican and a black man are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!

What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?

A black man and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.

It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away

It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but you didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me
Will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

Knock knock

Who's there

! Moustache who?

I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident

Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.