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47.7 hrs on record (39.0 hrs at review time)
It's Free, what else can you say?
Posted 5 June, 2022.
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1,212.0 hrs on record (502.0 hrs at review time)
Rust is a game where I can live out my psychotic fantasies :)
Posted 20 April, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
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382.8 hrs on record
It's ok.
Posted 20 April, 2020.
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2,781.6 hrs on record (636.3 hrs at review time)
It's alright, I guess.
Posted 8 September, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
339.8 hrs on record (240.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Bryan get in discord.
Posted 18 September, 2017.
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77.7 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
>Last alive
>Killer slashes at me and picks up my injured body
>Wiggle free and escape
>Repeat the above for 32 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes
>still lost


<<<<mfw
Posted 18 September, 2017.
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4,303.6 hrs on record (3,674.0 hrs at review time)
Game is still hard.
Posted 29 March, 2014. Last edited 21 March, 2024.
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446.7 hrs on record (402.7 hrs at review time)
⭐ 10/10 - Would devour again.

Listen, buddy. You think you know survival? HA! You think you know fear? You haven’t truly lived until you’re cackling in the moonlight, teeth chattering, gnawing on a human femur while the distant screams of your former “friends” echo across Chernarus. Oh, sure, I could’ve fished or grown pumpkins, but why settle for bland, tasteless carrots when YOU’RE RIGHT THERE, MARCO, ALL FRESH AND DELICIOUS? I didn’t want to eat you! BUT YOU MADE ME. STARVATION DOES WILD THINGS TO A MAN!

It starts innocently. Maybe you steal a can of beans from a corpse. Then you’re cooking wolf meat over a campfire, thinking, ‘This isn’t so bad, I’ve got this.’ But when the howling winds drown out your sanity, and hunger gnaws at you like a crazed ferret—BOOM! Your morals hit the dirt. Suddenly, your buddy Steve, who was ‘watching your back,’ is looking more like a walking buffet than a friend.

And don’t even get me started on the laugh. OH, THE LAUGH. One bite—just a nibble, really—and suddenly you’re the Joker of Chernarus, cackling at every poor sucker who thought this was a normal survival game. Nah, this is DayZ, baby. It’s a lawless wasteland where even the zombies avoid you because they can smell the CRAZY on you. Every fresh spawn is a potential meal, every campfire a twisted cooking show.

I’ve eaten strangers, friends, entire squads… and the best part? I regret NOTHING. The taste of betrayal? Chef’s kiss. 🍴

So, if you’re looking for a game where you don’t just survive, you thrive on the madness, where your moral compass spins out of control and every bite could be your last—DayZ is waiting for you.

But hey, watch your back. You never know who’s watching... or waiting for a snack.
Posted 4 January, 2014. Last edited 13 October, 2024.
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