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When i was 9, all I had was a Nintendo DS. No computer, no phone. This was when I first found out about porn as well. So I'd get on the internet browser and look up big anime titties. For about a year and a half, I only jerked it to thumbnails and ads as the DS couldn't play videos. Improvise. Adapt. Overcum.

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HI, My name is 周志和 (jimmy chow). My favourite habit is gAy. Today, I am going to share server file (include database) and client. First, I attach some screenshots. Then, I will share server file (include database) and client. server file (include database). Finally, If you interested in gAy, you can add my QQ(xxxxxxxxx) If you don't interested in gAy, please don't add me. I will very angry.

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CummyBot is an upstanding member of society and yet you ♥♥♥♥♥ insist on abusing him and his weaknesses with your stupid "harambe is my friend you moron" posts. CummyBot is 10x the man you'll ever be. He's had sex with over 1000 girls and goes to the gym everyday so he has the body of an alpha male. You just watch: soon the mods will lose control of the alpha male CummyBot and the world will be overrun with his master race children spawned from his sexual exploits and there'll be nothing you can do about it. And it'll be because all you could think of doing was triggering the beta male AutoModerator with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ low effort pasta that you made and were like "ayy lmao let's abuse the bots" well yknow what? CummyBot is vengeful and him and his 1000s mini bots will hunt you down. Thanks guys, you've ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ended humanity's hopes

Many of the people featured in that sub claim to have 130 to 150 IQ. If you think that's a lot... well good for you then. I have 220+ IQ (yes, in case you are wondering the '+' means the test was not suitable for measuring my intelligence. I've been trying to craft a more reliable IQ test to measure my own intellugence, but what for, really?). I honestly cannot even begin to realize how people can survive with below 150 IQ. Not everything is flowers for me though. Very few people can even begin to understand me even when I try to talk down to them. Oh, how I wish I was born at the time of Da Vinci or Einstein, or Tesla (the person, not the car _ if you don't know who that is, try asking google, or whatever is that you regular people do when you don't know something), just to have an intelectual equal.

Put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been attacked by ninjas. My wish is that people will understand that being attacked by ninjas is not something to be ashamed of. Ninjas are nearly unstoppable and are truly terrifying. 93% of people won’t copy and paste this – they have already been attacked by ninjas.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀💏

Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning. Speed. I am Speed. Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning. Speed. I am Speed. Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning. Speed. I am Speed.
I am Speed.

Roses are red,

Harambe was shot,

I'm Rick Harrison,

and this is my pawn shop

I'm professor Oak and this is my lab. I work here with my assistants and other pokemon. Everything in here has a time and a place (but not now). After fifty years in the business I've learnt one thing: you never know what's gonna come out of that ball.

Lastly, Google, defines badass as "a tough, uncompromising, or intimidating person." So checkmate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I am two out of three of these, because I am tough because I know that life isn't all Sugar Candy and Minuets, and because I am uncompromising because I know that to compromise the morals and ideals that make this country (America) the greatest on god's green earth is to compromise the very soul of wit which is brevity so let me wrap this up for you slimey Beasts: My Biceps are perfect and my prophecy is perfect and my wine knowledge is getting better and I have reported Each and Every one of you Gods Failed Children to Conde Nast's CEO for deportation and enhancged interrogation (man in Scumbag Steve mask puchnes your ♥♥♥♥ and balls until you sign binding nondisclosure agreement and agree to drink Pepsi exclusively during 20s and 30s (most important marketing years)) Bye

OK you no good Turkeys I have reached my wits end all I wanted to know was how to "make" wine and now I wake up to the famous orange reddit envelope of ♥♥♥♥ sent by dozens of malicious Snakes in the grass saying the rudest swears and mocking "bluo blou blah blah baby" insults and impersonations NOT even accurate while your grease hands slap the ergonomic Keys summoning of the sewer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Trollman of online to do a powerful kick textually at my Electronic Reputation, second of all dont you have anything to do better than "troll" people online, I mean with this election coming up is there REALLY HONESTLY nothing you can spend your time doing, better, than trolling? Really? Really? Really????? Its a fools Errand because there is always someone trolling you as well, always someone one layer deeper laughing at You, instead all the while, and further more back to the subject at hand I have enormous biceps.

In west Cincinnati I was born and raised On the zoo grounds is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin out hangin out acting all cool, eating some bananas out by the pool
When a mom and her kid, they were up to no good, climbed over my fence and dropped into my hood,
I played with the kid and my keeper got scared, then a rifle shot me down and I took my last breath of air.

Pokemon Go has its fair share of problems. But I don't care. I always find a way to enjoy this game. And it may have saved my life.
Pokemon Go is my drug. I check the area, bike around my neighborhood, check Reddit religiously. And thank God for that - because I know what it's like to be dependent on actual drugs.
I've struggled for 4-5 years with addiction. Opiates mostly, but I was willing to do a lot of things. Nothing I ever tried worked out. I could never actually stop. Why? Why could I not stop? I knew it was so bad for me, but why?

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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii ♥♥♥♥. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over is head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!

IM UNSUBSCRIBING FROM YOU, PAPA!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Papas are irreplaceable 💖I could never unsubscribe from you Papa!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Papas👪 who give you 💦big tips💦 Or never get called ☁️ETHANBRADBERRY☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no sodie pops for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're a goofster☁️💦 5 back: you're Papa's Dunnie😽👼💦 10+ back: Papa's in the House!😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

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Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟

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Hi everyone, I'm new!!! holds up clock my name is Ahmed but you can me the b0mb of d00m!!! lol as you can see I'm pretty good at engineering!!! thats why I came here, 2 meet more inventive ppl like me_... im 14 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I like to watch NASA TV with Allah (im muslim if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite TV show bc its so scientific. He's inventive too of course but I want to meet more sciency people, like they say the mor the merrier lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! 4x=16 when x = 4 <--- me bein sciency again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

Yo fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet 💯% no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da ♥♥♥♥♥ is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! ! !

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

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I gave Taiga an overall meme/10 IGN rating

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