Recent reviews by Sasafras

servers works better than in PayDay3 lmao

skill issue simulator ⑨/10

(POV) Suisei starts streaming as you're getting ready to go to bed. You join for a few minutes just to type "shotacon" in chat before turning in for the night. 3am, you hear a loud crashing sound coming from your front door. A dark figure walks in and into your bedroom. It's Suisei, the idol who you had grown fond of since her debut with hololive straddles you, grabbing your neck with her left hand and punching your head with her right. She whispers, "Tell me what you said kiddo, or I won't stop until this head splits open~musical_note" Still dopey, you cannot say a word as she chokes you. As she increased the strength used with each punch, you feel pain shoot through your head, you are struggling to stay conscious as you fight to break free from her grip. You suddenly feel as if you have a chance as you are finally able to push her hand out of the way. Only for her to sink the hardest punch of all straight into your face. You feel your eye sockets loosening, the cartilage in your nose snapping, your jaws coming loose and your skull caving in as the idols bloody fist sank deep into your face. You hear the laugh you once thought was adorable in its own way now ringing in your ears as the battlecry of a true psychopath before losing consciousness there and then. You collapse back onto your bed as the comet continues pounding your mangled head with her fist. Not even a minute passes before her punches break through the skin and split your lifeless head open, spewing mangled remains of brain matter, blood vessels and pieces of skull all over the place. The suicopath grins as she has a taste of your blood on her fist before carrying your now headless body out of your house and into a pickup truck. She drives for hours to a secluded island off the shore and dumps your body into the ocean. Whispering, "Goodbye, Stargazer~"

Most middest game ever wtf.

Game good, censorship bad

Now give me awards

(POV) Suisei starts streaming as you're getting ready to go to bed. You join for a few minutes just to type "shotacon" in chat before turning in for the night. 3am, you hear a loud crashing sound coming from your front door. A dark figure walks in and into your bedroom. It's Suisei, the idol who you had grown fond of since her debut with hololive straddles you, grabbing your neck with her left hand and punching your head with her right. She whispers, "Tell me what you said kiddo, or I won't stop until this head splits open~musical_note" Still dopey, you cannot say a word as she chokes you. As she increased the strength used with each punch, you feel pain shoot through your head, you are struggling to stay conscious as you fight to break free from her grip. You suddenly feel as if you have a chance as you are finally able to push her hand out of the way. Only for her to sink the hardest punch of all straight into your face. You feel your eye sockets loosening, the cartilage in your nose snapping, your jaws coming loose and your skull caving in as the idols bloody fist sank deep into your face. You hear the laugh you once thought was adorable in its own way now ringing in your ears as the battlecry of a true psychopath before losing consciousness there and then. You collapse back onto your bed as the comet continues pounding your mangled head with her fist. Not even a minute passes before her punches break through the skin and split your lifeless head open, spewing mangled remains of brain matter, blood vessels and pieces of skull all over the place. The suicopath grins as she has a taste of your blood on her fist before carrying your now headless body out of your house and into a pickup truck. She drives for hours to a secluded island off the shore and dumps your body into the ocean. Whispering, "Goodbye, Stargazer~"

Industrial society and its future...

I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2022 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, created my character and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.

Mid af, browser zumbi blocks 1 is way more advanced than this

LoL