This is something incredibly important, read it completely:
First, take a big step back... And literally, ♥♥♥♥ YOUR OWN FACE!
I don't know what kind of pan-pacific ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ United Nations and get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ binding resolution to keep me from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroying you. I'm talking about scorched earth, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I will massacre you! I WILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP!