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Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:36am



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.