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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 1:51pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:38pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:38pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2013 @ 10:30pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2013 @ 9:36am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 4:46pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:16pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 11:31am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2013 @ 9:21am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:11pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:11pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 11:29am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 1:16pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 12:58pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 12:56pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 1:13pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:25pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:25pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 11:00am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:25pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2013 @ 9:32am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 4:47pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 4:05pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 2:16pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:11pm

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 6:11pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 4:20pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 1:31pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2013 @ 9:46am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:16pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 12:55pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 1:55pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 11:12am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 11:31am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2014 @ 11:35am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2013 @ 9:41am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 11:03pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 1:04pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 2:16pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 6:00pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2014 @ 4:13pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 3:41pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 3:24pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2014 @ 12:11am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:10pm

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:43pm

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:43pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 5:07pm

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:49pm

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 5:49pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2015 @ 10:03pm

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 6:11pm

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 6:11pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 6:29pm

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 6:29pm

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 6:29pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 6:41pm

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 6:41pm

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 6:41pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 6:50pm

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 6:50pm

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 6:50pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 4:55pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:00pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 1:41pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:10pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:00pm

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:01pm

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:00pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 5:59pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 6:04pm

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:05pm

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:05pm



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
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Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
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