Munloma
The Two-sided Healer, Jack of no trades - master of one
 
 
"ᵖᵉʳʰᵃᵖˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳᵈ ᵐᵉ ⁻ ⁱ ᶜᵃˢᵗ ʳᵉᵛⁱᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ"


If you have my Discord, do NOT message me on Steam! I have notifications off and will most likely ignore the message.
(If you want my Discord, here it is: munloma - but let me know who you are please.)

"That's what we have to do for people to love us. Take everything unlovable about yourself and push it down, down inside yourself and bury it. We're all graveyards filled with countless versions of ourselves no one could ever want. No one wants the real you. Have you seen a real person? Barefaced and naked? You have to trick people into being attracted to you by covering it up. Until they're too invested in the relationship to leave when you take it off!"

Please don't, but if you must, prioritize buying me multiplayer games, best the ones you own too. Ranking order doesn't matter in my wishlist. Thank you. I won't judge you if you get them for 1€ off another site.
90% of the time, my wishlist is valid and cleaned up. (Most of it are underelased games.)

Fun fact: I was born on St. Patrick's day.
Weird fact: I have to keep telling people that I am not a girl.

Every first day of the year is my most cherished since 2018, thank you Sato, JL, Víto, Santi, Samu, Gogax, Rodri, Ryxer and Sandra.
11.01.20 - Very first session of Dungeons and Dragons DMed by Santi.
31.10.20 => 01.11.20 - My very first session of D&D as a DM.
21.10.22 - Let us never speak of this day, but I shall remember it, in silence.
17.05.23 - Poggers.
04.02.24 - Solo'd Legiana in 40+ minutes with tier 1 armor and weapon. (I'm stupid.)
18.04.24 - Toothless.
14.01.25 - The art journey has begun.
20.02.22 - 15.01.25 The end of Boris' DnD campaign.

"You cannot forget bad things that happened to you... But you can make them to be remembered less hurtful..."
"Something bad is always for something good."
"Sorry that i'm late... I got lost on the way of life."
"Take all the time you need, for if we never take time, how can we have time?"
"Setting up a fake smile is easier than explaining why are you sad."
"You are matter, but you don't."
"Being sad won't make you a better person, you'll just be sad."
"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
"Lost time is never found again."
"Sometimes to save a life, you have to take one."
"Loneliness - a freedom that doesn't bring joy."
"The light that shines twice as bright burns half as long."
"Do unto others as you'd like them to do unto you."
"We don't stop playing because we get older, we get older because we stop playing."
"A strong attack is a sign of my respect for you."
"To truly win, you have to defeat yourself first."
"It's not a weakness to ask for help."
"There's two sides to everything."
"Humans are usually dying to human's mistakes or deeds."
"The bonds between humans and pixels have become too real to be broken."
"Either a day of fear, or a lifetime full of regret. Which one do you pick?"
"Is it selfish to commit suicide? Or is it selfish to prevent someone from doing it?"
"We die when we run out of reasons to live."
"Comparison is a thief of joy."
"You can't hurt everything that hurt you."
"It's like walking through a dark tunnel... alone. Except at the end, there is no light."
"Society is making fun of smart people, how foolish."
"You want me to play a different character? After I spent years with this one just because it's sh*t right now? Would you just give up on someone if they were at their lowest?!"
“You know what it feels like being beaten, almost to death? Peaceful. It feels peaceful. Then I woke up again and nothing changed. I’m still taking a beating. Every day. The punches just keep coming.”

-maintained by the request of a friend
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Hours played
Some D&D garbage
"With no threats wandering this land, mankind has gotten cocky over time! Demigods under the command of mere mortals?! Those would only be ballads thousands of years ago! We have lost the absolute balance! Straleus, if you wish... I SHALL SPLIT THE WORLD IN HALF WITH NOTHING BUT A SINGLE SLASH! " - Bearis, And His Power Was Shocking

"Neena of Asindra, resident of Galas, reporting for duty as your personal guide! I shall take care of your safety, payment, reputation, attendance, luggage (maybe not those), sleeping schedule and supplies, it is SO NICE TO MEET YOU!" - Neena, The Joyful Yet Unnerving Protector

"As far as I know... Resurrection magic doesn't work if the person simply does not wish to return... And your friend asked me to take him to a place from which I'm absolutely certain he won't want to return back to the mortal plane... Farewell..." - Astrid, The Forced Psychopomp

"Oh don't misunderstand me, we are still allies after all, but I will shoot you if I have to... I refuse to waste all of my nine lives on you." - Seseshtus, The Cat Detective

"He is used to sharpening his blade and ego on the bones and the mind of his enemies. But this time he faces me, who is hollow and feels no pain." - Omoran, The Hollow Warden

"You are of no value when it comes to usual matters... But as of this moment, you are special. Special enough to be worthy of my attention." - Drak'Thedil, The Dread Itself

"Working with mortals again? I suppose they are welcome to become my caretakers for the time being. No petting, though." - Magnus, The Cat of the Dread

"Sometimes I feel like we've all been here before and I don't want to believe someone would loop us like this willingly... Now that would be evil." - Straleus, The Wizard of the Ages

"Riddle me this, f*cker. What's the point of life if all you get are the breadcrumbs stepped on by someone else?" - Claire, The Hunted One

Levandor (Paris): What are the utensils made of?
Serkex (Santi): They're made of iron.
Levandor (Paris): Oh, I hope I don't catch any illness from it, I'm mostly used to gold or silver...
Seseshtus (Mun): Well, the only illness you can catch from iron that I know of is poverty.

Wrin (JL): So, what brings you here?
Seseshtus (Mun): Money.

Morlock Leader (JL): You will regret this!
Serkex (Santi): Not as much as you.

*Seseshtus (Mun) fails Medicine check rolls for 15 minutes straight*
Serkex (Santi): I think I know your backstory now, you're trying to kill us!
Seseshtus (Mun): I'M REALLY TRYING, I SWEAR! *starts laughing hysterically*

Levandor (Paris): Hmmm, let me measure something...
Serkex (Santi): Your c*ck?

Serkex (Santi): Where is my coin?
Ithil (Wofik): *bends down to look at what Serkex is doing*
Giant Minotaur: *tries to ram Ithil, but he dodges it thanks to looking at Serkex*

JL: Some guards approach you. "What are you doing here? Knighty boy."
Wofik: I am going to pass out of exhaustion.

Seseshtus (Mun): Are you Adam the Human?
Serkex (Santi): No and I'm not a human, do you see the tusks?
Seseshtus (Mun): Oh! You're a boar!

Character Text: Grant he master gain.

Maxwell (Santi): Yes I'm a Tiefling, see my horns?
Seseshtus (Mun): Oh! You're a cow!
Maxwell (Santi): I will shoot you.

Mun: I was going to share some information with you, but you rolled too low so... L bozo.

JL: He's casting Rouse Skeletons.
Mun: Arouse?! Are they going to have a boner?!

Seseshtus (Mun): *aggressive* I'm gonna heal you.

Rin (Wofik): The art of deception can be deceiving.

Seseshtus (Mun): It was nice to investigate you.

Murschen (JL): Here you go, c*ck guy.
JL: He then reaches into his undergarments and pulls out-
Santi: A C*CK?!

Ithil (Wofik): *jumps into a bunch of saw blades*
"CUT MY CHARACTER INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY LAST SESSION!"

Chafkem (JL): Do you feel anything?
Wofik: I try to feel something.

Seseshtus (Mun): I have a really good offer for you.
Goblin Trader (JL): What offer?
Seseshtus (Mun): Just trade the equipment, one for one.
Goblin Trader (JL): But then I lose gold? Are you trying to scam me, cat?
Seseshtus (Mun): Okay, how about I throw in my fish cakes?
Goblin Trader (JL): Hmmm... and how do they taste? How old are they?
Seseshtus (Mun): They are... well-aged? They inherited the taste of my equipment.
Goblin Trader (JL): Sure, deal.

Seseshtus (Mun): He called you r*tarded.
Maxwell (Santi): I'm going to kill him.
Seseshtus (Mun): Why? I'm sorry a level 3 creature gets to you.

Kindheart (Santi): Okay, I will now only listen to you from now on to not get SCUMMED.

Mun: NO QUESTIONS ALLOWED!
...
Mun: *after 9 hours of playing DnD 5e* Okay, questions are allowed NOW.

Kindheart (Santi): Should we kill you now, Seseshtus?
Seseshtus (Mun): No, I can do that myself, you don't need to help me.

JL: Give me the muck.
The great wall of quotes that have no context
(Some quotes have been archived chronologically for space-saving purposes.)

Mun: Sato, we have so much more in common than what I thought...
Sato: You're a P*SSY!
Mun: And you're a P*NIS... Do you want to visit me?

Mun: I'm back.
Sato: Forever?
Mun: No, because I need to attend funerals, birthday parties, taxes, school, work...
Nom: Attend your taxes? What will happen otherwise?
Sato: But that's not worth it!
Nom: Your taxes aren't worth more than friends!
Mun: I WILL BURN ALL THE MONEY BELONGING TO THE COUNTRY! YOU WANT YOUR TAXES?! HERE YOU GO!

Wofik: *joins*
Nom: Well, I'm going to bed, bye!
Nom: *leaves*
Wofik: Mun, you have now exchanged friends, how do you feel?
Mun: NOOO, I WANT NOM BACK!

Mun: I want to drink your wisdom.

Wofik: I died.
...
...
...
Sato: Wofik, where are you?
Wofik: I DIED!

*Mun catches 5 balls in a row*
*Sato scores a goal*
Sato: That's your reward for catching so many shots Mun.
Mun: I WOULD BE A GOOD DOG, I WOULD FETCH ALL THE BALLS!

Mun: Just let me know when you're done with it then.
Brad: Yes ma'am.
Mun: That is the most husband thing you could ever reply to that message.

Nom: Memorize which one is which.
Mun: My math memory is like a hooker, it's a one night stand!

Sato: Sí.
JL: He said he's coming.
Mun: I know what "Sí" means, I JUST DON'T "SEE" HIM!

Sato: I have a diarrhea.
Mun: For me?
Sato: Nonono, it's just for me. It's MY diarrhea.

Nom: I have first scrap.
Mun: You forced a crab?

Zestrap: I want to open a dojo in my town.
Mun: Can you teach me how to castrate a man?

Mun: *shows skins*
Mun: Sato, which Neeko?
Sato: The second one (default), it's the real Neeko.
Mun: Sato, that's the most based and chad answer you could ever throw.

Mun: He's probably using his right hand for more important business than typing words on a keyboard!

*gets killed instead of a clone*
Mun: He found the true me before I did.

Paris: I'm useless!
Mun: Hey, that's my place, don't take it?
Paris: We're both useless!

Mun: Jadiz.
Mun & Nom: JADEEZ NUTS!

Paris: Come here, b*tch!
Mun: Yes father.
Paris: Not you!

Nom: So now I have to create a support gap each match so you keep playing League?
Mun: Exactly, otherwise "Nomnom! I'm 0/7! Time to uninstall!"

Paris: *gives a very, very long wedding speech*
Paris: So, what do you think?
Mun: Well I just hope you'll forget about it and never bring it up again.

Mun & Wofik: *intense moaning*
West: CAN I GUYS REMIND YOU THAT I MET YOU LIKE 2 HOURS AGO?

Paris: Are you not gonna ask for Mun's hand?
Gregory: Well...
Mun: I haven't washed my hair for like a week, there's probably enough oil to fry your chicken tendies.
Gregory: Okay, that actually made me very sick!

Mun: Horse!
Paris: That's an elephant, Mun, can you not tell those apart?
Mun: I'm so sorry I mistook you for a horse.
Paris: Did you just call me FAT?!
Mun: Sorry, I thought you'll have a protection against my jokes thanks to that extra layer...
Paris: Don't worry, it's okay- HEY!

Mun: Please don't f*ck the dog...

Mun: *doing random throat noises for 30 seconds straight*
Paris: Jesus, Mun, are you okay?
Mun: Yeah, I was just explaining to my inner demon why we should not commit a genocide.

Paris: Nick, today I had a demonstration day.
Nick: You had a menstruation day?!

JL: Oh yeah btw, you can kill a succubus by refusing to have sex with it.

*talking about pills*
Mun: I have Woykoff.
Wofik: Boycock.
Mun: Yes, I swallow Boycock.

Mun: So, like, what if we- *starts laughing like a maniac for a while*
Mun: I wanted to tell you a joke but I said it faster in my head.

Mun: YES! I now have 4 Neeko shards!
Paris: What? And why won't you turn them into Blue Essence? What are you gonna do with them?
Mun: I'm gonna sniff them.

Paris: I have my disinfection certificate.
Mun: What? D*ck infection?!

Nom: He died in 2009, how do you not remember that?!
Mun: I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT AT THAT TIME! HOW COULD I KNOW?!

Mun: I just ate a Maxi King that was expired for over 6 months...
JL: Why?
Mun: Because it was the funniest food in the fridge!

Mun: I'm free, yeah.
Sato: So you're free? Tell me more about it!
Mun: Sooo... Currently I'm single.
Paris: Mun is a single pringle and ready to mingle.

Nom: How was your day?
Mun: I went to school today and I don't feel smarter.

Sato: Ooo Munítooo.
Mun: Oh no, he's talking to me!

Wofik: Dog.
Sato: Dog.
Mun: Dog.
Wofik: Dog.
Sato: Dog.
Mun: Dog.
Gogax: CAN YOU STOP PLEASE?!

Mun: Where's Paris?
JL: He said he's gonna take out the trash, so himself.
Mun: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Paris: WHAT?!
Mun: AND HE HEARD YOU, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
*everyone laughs*

Nom: I think you're hoarse so it makes sense.
Paris: I'm not a horse.
Mun: Yeah he's right, he's an elephant, not a horse.

Paris: How many layers does this gown has?
Mun: 2, which means more than you.

Mun: *snoring* *COUGHING* I INHALED MY SALIVA!
Paris: You bimbecile.

Paris: I found... Not cocporn but-
Mun: C*CK P*RN?! WHERE?
Paris: POPCORN!

Mun: I've been treating the game like sh*t, so the game is treating me like one.

Mun: Samulis, dame tu culo.
Seivel: NO PLEASE! I HAVE A DIARRHEA!

Mun: An economics major, a programmer and a hairdresser play For The King 2...

Mun: Listen Boris, if I don't come back in 5 seconds, you're f*cked.
*enters*
*silence for 15 seconds*
Paris: There's no way he died.
*enters as well*
*dies too*

Nom: Is that even legal?
Mun: I don't know my rights so I have no clue.

Nom: It seems to me that you might have a Neekotine addiction.

Mun: Bro looks like he's smoking Shamrocks.

Sato: MY CHEESE BREED!

Mun: I'm going to turn YOU into a good one.

Sato: Become my p*síto.
Mun: WHAT?!
...
Mun: Bold of you to assume that you can afford for me to become your pocket p*ssy.

Mun: How far are you with your sister?
Sato: An*l.
Mun: Sweet home Alabama!

Mun: HE'S COMING! AND HE'S NOT WALKING!

Paris: Well, finally you guys have addressed the elephant in the room, and I'm not even talking about myself!
Mun: How dare you steal that joke from me.
Paris: I am too fast for you.
Mun: You're right that Hippopotamuses sprint fast.
Paris: OKAY!

Sato: What are you trying to say?
Mun: *hyperventilating*
Sato: I don't get what you're saying.
Mun: I HAVE SL*VES IN MY BASEMENT!

Santi: Unless Sato says "Please Santi come" I won't join.
Sato: Please Santi come in my mouth.
Mun: WHAT?!

Mun: A cow! ... I'm gonna f*ck it!

Sato: Hello Yuno. (My character looks like Yuno Gasai.)
Mun: I'm gonna f*ck you... And then I'll kill you.

Mun: Give yourself to me! ... ENTER ME!

Sato: He doesn't want to play with you.
Mun: I also wouldn't want to play with me, but I have to live with myself, so bear with me.

Mun: I'm like a housewife, I'm taking care of the house while my parents are at work.
Sato: I'm gonna f*ck you anyways.

Wofik: C*ck.
Sato: C*ck.
Mun: C*ck.
Wofik: C*ck.
Sato: C*ck.
Mun: C*ck.
Gogax: SHUT THE F*CK UP!

Mun: I'M GONNA PRINT YOUR MOM AND THEN...!
Wofik: And then you'll f*ck her.

Mun: I'm gonna paja so hard and c*um so much! In the end-
Sato: *picks Tahm Kench*
Mun: -whatthef*ck are you pickiiing?

Sato: Did you know that Wofik is very girlfriend?

Mun: WHY IS IT DISPOSABLE?!
Boris: You're supposed to just use it a few times and then throw it out.
Nick: Yeah, like a person.
Mun: WHAT?!

Mun: *leaves safe zone* Lmao, what is he going to do, eat me?
*immediately gets eaten*

Mun: Game developer. I am enjoying the demo and I need your strongest playtest keys.
Dev: You cannot handle my strongest playtest keys, gamer.

Boris: I won't pay attention to men anymore.
Mun: But you're paying attention to me Boris.
Hawa: You're not a man, you're a femboy.
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In my defense, it was a supposedly drunk wedding speech.