ÖLMEDİM KARDEŞİM SALDIM :D

-rep After a good match in Mortal kombat 11 I added him because he landed some sick combos and definitely didn't play like a scrub rat bastard. We talked a bit and weeks later we were best friends. Cracking jokes and yelling Shao Kahn quotes... We would even obsess about mommy Sindel together. I decided to invite him to a couch tournament where we would buy the winner a Skarlet bodypillow. He accepted and I was very excited. When he came here, however, the truth came to light. He was turning on the AI fighter all along!!!! HE PLAYED LIKE A RAT BASTAR D WITHOUT IT AND I AM BETRAYED. I had to kick him out of the house quick, but before I could, he did a leg split and punched my p̩̪͉ụ͚̜s̺s̟̣̠̼̹̻̻y͚̖ͅ so hard I collapsed. He then threw green ̯̙̻̗̗̯̦p̗̞̹̕i̖͔̝̗̱͍s͈͉̩̞̻͠s҉̫͔ ̲̞̞̱͔̝b̡̻̯͙̫̺͔a̰l̡̳̜ḽ͠s̨͖̹̭ at my other friends before putting on sunglasses, yelling "Cage Power!". Turns out he was Johnny Cage. Don't trust this guy.

-rep After a good match in Payday 2 I added him because he was shooting up cops and cocking down guys like he meant business. We talked a bit and weeks later we were best friends. Lots of banter, lots of heists and most importantly- we would make sure to secure Alvin's Beard in White XMAS Deathwish. I invited him over to my house for a S E R I O U S LAN Session to complete every heist in Deathwish. He accepted and I was really happy. When he came here, he dropkicked me right on the ballsacks and teabagged me violently. I felt his saggy sweaty ♥♥♥♥ hanging over my face. My feign death procced and I self revived then I quickly went into the game menu and kicked him from the lobby. Turns out he was a Cloaker. Don't trust this guy.

-rep After a good match in For Honor I added him because he was INCREDIBILIS but seemed a bit sad mortem. We talked a bit and weeks later we were best friends. Lots of banter, lots of cent-ganking salty noobs, but most importantly- going 20-0 on most of our matches. I invited him to my house for a 4v4 Dominion LAN party. He said he was coming so I was really happy. When he came here, he cliffed me into the bathtub and raped my ass. I felt his hard lawdaddy schlong in my butthole. I quickly counter guard broke him and rage quit the bathroom. Turns out he was Raider. Don't trust this guy.

I am just waiting for For Honor version of this ♥♥♥♥ mate A:SdA:SdAS:d
+true story btw

-rep After a good match in dota I added him because he carried and he seemed cool as ♥♥♥♥. We talked a bit and months later we were best friends. Lots of banter, lots of pub stomps, and most importnatly, CM + Legion Commander spam. I invited him to my house for a 3v3 Dota Lan Party. He said he was coming so I was really happy. When he came here, he pushed me against the kitchen counter and ♥♥♥♥ed me on it. I felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥in my ♥♥♥♥♥. I used Eul's Scepter of Divinity then Dagon'ed him. Turns out he was Keeper of the Light. Don't trust this guy.